Meg: Damn, the power went out. Donut: Don’t worry, I got this. Donut: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up* Meg: What-? Donut: I swallowed a glow stick! Meg, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU- Kitty: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Donut: They do. Nightfall: ...Why did you say that with such certainty? Meg: Would you slap Donut- Nightfall: Yes. Meg: I didn't even finish! Nightfall: Sorry, continue. Meg: Would you slap Donut for 10 dollars? Nightfall: I would do it for free. Donut: Rude... Nightfall: Ew. What kind of tea is this? Donut: I boiled gatorade. Liv: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween! Donut: That doesn't exist. Liv: Not with that attitude. Donut, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber. Meg: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth. Donut: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth. Nightfall: You’re a loose cannon, Meg. Meg: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? Kayla: I think you play by your own rules. Kitty: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. Nightfall: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. Meg: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Donut is a loose cannon. Donut: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Meg! Kitty: I’d say Donut’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing. Kayla: Now I’m just confused. Is Meg a loose cannon or not? Nightfall: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this. Meg: *groans* Donut: Aw, man. *In a horror movie situation* Liv: I've got no service in my phone here. Meg: Shoot, my battery just died. Kitty: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer. Donut: Guys, my phone is a book. Nightfall: When I first met you, I did not like you. Donut: I'm aware of that. Nightfall: But then you and I had some time together. Donut: Uh-huh? Nightfall: It did not get better. (Heheh why do I think this is true) Donut: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three. Donut: One... two... three. Nightfall: ... Donut: ... Donut: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us. Donut: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much. Nightfall: You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad. Donut: And I reserve that right! After all.... Donut: I bet you wouldn’t like the average movie made in 1879! Nightfall: There were no movies made in 1879. Donut: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping! Liv: Oooh! Let’s go ask Kitty if they saw it in theatres! Nightfall: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Donut... Kayla: As you should be. Nightfall: No, for real, they're kind of- Kayla: As. You. Should. Be. Donut & Kayla: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire* Donut: We need an adult! Kayla: Donut, you are an adult! Donut: We need an adultier adult! Get Nightfall! Donut: Kayla, what do you have? Kayla: A KNIFE! Donut: Okay, have fu- Nightfall: NO! Kayla: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. Donut: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Kayla: Not when you’re playing with Nightfall, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.” *Casually in the Middle of a High Stakes/Dangerous Situation* Donut: How do you eat pickles? Nightfall: What do you mean? Donut: I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes. Nightfall: Yeah, that's why you use a fork. Donut: Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean. Nightfall: But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work. Donut: It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl. Nightfall: I get that, it's not ascetically pleasing. Donut: Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug. Nightfall: *Nods in agreement* Kayla: That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS! Donut: Jeez, okay. Nightfall: Quit yelling at us already.
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