Incorrect quotes for my ocs! I absolutely love doing these :D Angel: We need to distract these guys North: Leave it to me North: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Audie, Aqua, and Ivy: *Immediately begin arguing* Starry Night, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all. 'Can I copy the homework?' Angel: I can help you with it! North: Yeah, sure. Audie: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. Aqua: lol nope. Starry Night: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! Ivy: *Read 5:55pm* Audie: Rules are made to be broken. Starry Night: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Aqua: Uh, piñatas. Angel: Glow sticks. Ivy: Karate boards. North: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Audie: Rules. Starry Night: Angel, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Audie: Hey. Starry Night: Hi. Ivy: Hello. Aqua: Hey! Angel: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Audie: We were out of Doritos. Angel: Time for plan G. Aqua: Don’t you mean plan B? Angel: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Starry Night: What about plan D? Aqua: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Ivy: What about plan E? Angel: I’m hoping not to use it. Aqua dies in plan E. Audie: I like plan E. Aqua: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Audie: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Ivy: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Angel: Actually I did the math, Person B would have $225, not $0.15. Audie: Hey you know i’m right here.... Aqua: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Starry Night: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Aqua: Sorry I only have a dollar Starry Night: :( North: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Audie would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Aqua: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Ivy: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 Audie: Yeah and Aqua and Starry Night want soda and apply juice Starry Night: Apply juice to what Aqua: Directly to the forehead Angel: Great chat everyone Audie: Dumbest scar stories, go! Angel: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Aqua: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Ivy: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. North: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Starry Night: Starry Night: I have emotional scars. Angel: What is your biggest weakness? Audie: I can be uncooperative. Angel: Okay, can you give me an example? Audie: No. Angel: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Audie: Killed without hesitation. Angel: No. Angel: I made tea. Audie: I don’t want tea. Angel: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Audie: Then why are you telling me? Angel: It is a conversation starter. Audie: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Angel: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate. Ivy: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Starry Night: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up. Angel: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword. Audie: That's why I carry two swords. Audie: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... Aqua: You would eat yourself? Audie: I wouldn’t even question it. Starry Night: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. North: You and me!!! Starry Night, tearing up: Okay. Angel: Okay, truth or dare? Audie: Truth Angel: How many hours have you slept this week? Audie: Audie: ...Dare Angel: Go to bed. Audie: I don’t like this game. Audie: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Angel: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Audie: Absolutely not. Angel: Hey, you want some leftovers? Audie: What's that? Angel: You've never had leftovers??? Audie: No, because I'm not a quitter. Angel: How petty can you get? Audie: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about. Audie: I'm a reverse necromancer. Angel: Isn't that just killing people? Audie: Ah, technicality. Aqua: I was arrested for being too cool. Audie: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence. Angel, tending to Person B's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Audie: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend. Audie: Am I going too far? Angel: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison. Audie: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Angel: What did you do? Audie: Nobody died. Angel: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?! Continues in
Angel: How do I deal with my enemies? Audie: Kill them Angel: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution Audie: Kill them only a little? Angel: Person B... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Audie: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Angel: Angel: I wrote sanitize, Audie. Angel: What are your goals? Audie: To pet all the dogs. Angel: No, fitness goals. Audie: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs. Aqua: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Audie: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself. Audie: I prevented a murder today. Angel: Really? How’d you do that? Audie: self control. Angel, pointing: May I sit there? Audie: That's my lap Angel: That doesn't answer my question, Audie. Angel: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes. Ivy: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD. Angel: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time? Angel: Three words. Say them and I'm yours. Audie: Three words. Angel: Angel: Is something burning? Audie: Just my love for you. Angel: Audie, the toaster is on fire. Audie: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you Angel: 10 times 0 is still 0 though Audie: Jokes on you, I can't do math Angel: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment! Audie: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly! Angel: Violence isn't the answer. Audie: You’re right. Angel: *sighs in relief* Audie: Violence is the question. Angel: What? Audie, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Angel, running after her: NO- Angel: Where are you going? Audie: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there Audie: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Starry Night's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out... Angel, going over Person B's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative. Audie: Yes Angel: Okay... may I know what you create? Audie: Problems. Audie: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Angel: I think you mean cards. Audie, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not. *Audie and Angel skipping stones on lake* Angel: It’s such a beautiful evening. Audie, whispering: Take that you fricking lake Ivy: I’m going to take you out Aqua: great, it’s a date! Ivy: I meant that as a threat. Aqua: See you at five! Audie: I'm incredibly fast at math. Angel: Alright, what's 30x17? Audie: 47 Angel: That's not even close. Audie: But it was fast. Audie: You love me, right, Angel? Angel: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it. Angel: I trust Audie. Starry Night: You think she know what she’s doing? Angel: I wouldn't go that far. Audie: Angel and I don’t use pet names. Starry Night: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Audie: Honey? Angel: Yes, dear? Audie: Starry Night: Don't ever lie to my face again. Audie: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Angel: Audie no. Aqua: Mistlefoe. Angel: Please stop encouraging her. Starry Night: Hey, Audie? Can I get some dating advice? Audie: Just because I’m with Angel doesn’t mean I know how I did it. Ivy: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Audie: Just rip the bandage off. Ivy: It’s Aqua. Audie: Put the bandage back on. Audie: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Angel: Wasn't Aqua with you? Aqua: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised. Angel: Audie and I are having a baby. Starry Night: That's gre- Audie, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here. Audie, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Angel: You did WHAT– Aqua: William Snakepeare Audie: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night. Starry Night: You were flirting with Angel. Audie: So what? She’s my girlfriend. Starry Night: You asked her if she was single. Audie: Starry Night: And then you cried when she said she wasn’t. Audie: How's the sexiest person here~? Angel: I don't know, how are they~? Audie, flustered: I- Aqua, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks! Ivy: Truth or dare? Audie: Dare Ivy: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room Audie: Hey Starry Night Starry Night, blushing: Yeah? Audie: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Angel Audie: *Screams* Aqua: *Screams louder to assert dominance* Starry Night: Should we do something?! Ivy, observing: No, I want to see who wins this. Audie: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Angel: I wake up at 4:30 AM Audie: Audie: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives Part 2 coming soon!!! Characters: Audie Angel Aqua Ivy Starry Night North Art: me Quotes: incorrect quotes generator Music: AJR
