((YoUr PeT DoG StUfFeD iNtO a SaUsAgE~ Hey, scratch, that's his pointer finger. M h m - For le AU w/ @Misty_Sea)) ((RP suggestions for him to join?)) "The tongue thing issn't /my/ fault~" "Pfft- I'd like to sssee you try, /ssshrew/." "The sssnake /always/ gets the sshrew. Wouldn't you agree?" "Ah. I ssee... Care for a demonssstration?" "/You/ jussst lack imagination." "Whats ssuch a /lovely/ lady doing in a place as dull as thisss?" "Awh... you're ssso /cute/ when you're angry!" "Mmm... not half bad... For a sshrew, of courssse."