the bible of terry: sup people, this is my very poggers bible my top followers are roy, matt and that one really tall guy in the sunglasses (whatever his name is) so uh, im god, nice to meet ya no, im not sending my kid down to earth to die for yall, are you crazy? he's my kid! idiots... jk, i dont have a kid (yet) i'll add more later toodles hi again- im not very good at writing i guess its time for my first parable one time my dad got this really bad mosquito bite and just said 'eh, i'll get medicine from the hospital or smth' it went away after a bit but the message is, mosquitos are just tiny government drones so dont trust the government or mosquitos toodles im back writin in the bible sup lads and lasses and non-binary folk how ya doin? second parable of the bible of terry now ig- ahem- THE DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LEMONADE STAND- jk, jk- i just wanted to mess with ya be glad it wasnt a rickroll i wouldnt rickroll you im your god- toodles for now hey me again message of the day: dont trust pigeons they are drones ik i said that about mosquitos but pidgeons are just as guilty they are literal rodents and they're really annoying plus birds arent real toodles till the next time OH MY GOD IMAGINE WATCHING SIX THE MUSICAL I DID AND IT WAS AWESOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- sorry, just- keep prayin ig toodles hello followers :] it's me again, god i have a new commandment for ya: "be gay, do crimes" /j im just joking (in case you dont understand what /j means) if im god then whos my peter? am i god the son? i think im god the father, son and holy spirit- I NEED A PETER! PETERRRRRRRR- someone be my peter- please- toodles so my peter exists and i gave yellow a dog toodles!! OMG I CHOKED ON MILK Y'ALL- IT WAS HORRIBLE I HATED IT SM BRO LIKE I FR THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE death by milk not the best way to go like imagine that on your tombstone Terrance "Terry" [last name] Died because of.. Milk? HAH- LMAO SO LAMEEEE- now i have milk in my lungs istg /j aight toodles now- it is i, god, back again- so basically imma try and join a thing- i'll update later toodles- lads we did it yahoo basically im one of the cool kids now so like yeah and if you dont like me then thats just not my problem toodles for now but yippee
