Meet joy, a cat and big brother to Tide, a dog and the little sister. Tide is the one who gets them in trouble and Joy has to chase after her and get them out of trouble. Scratch actually didn't butcher the quality, just injured it. Now for the incorrect quotes
Tide: I am 39 cheetos tall. Joy: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos? Tide: Because we're out of doritos. Tide: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU! Joy: Okay, can you do the dishes? Tide: No! Tide: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool. Joy: I can't imagine what Tide is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal. Tide: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways? Joy: Why should I feed you if your just gonna die anyways? Tide: Tide: I'll go make my bed- Tide: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly. Joy: Why not? Tide: Because I don't know what they mean. Tide: *is throwing stones at Joy's window* Joy: You have a phone for a reason, Tide! *THUD* Joy: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?! Tide: What are you planning to do? Joy: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?! Joy: Let’s write Tide a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumb***, Tide: How many children do you have? Joy: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference. Joy: I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Tide: Joy, I sense hostility. Joy: Good, because I hate you. Tide: I was put on this earth to do one thing. Tide: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want. Tide: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way? Joy: Wait, what’s the difference? Tide: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire. Joy: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why. Joy: Damn, the power went out. Tide: Don’t worry, I got this. Tide: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up* Joy: What-? Tide: I swallowed a glow stick! Joy, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU- Tide: I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first. Tide: May luck (and this picture of Joy eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
