Song: I Need a Big Boy By: Ed Silvers.. (I think) Manga/Game: Genshin Impact Character(s): Alhaitham & Kaveh Lyrics: It's cuffin' season And now we've got a reason to get a big boy I need a big boy Give me a big boy (Big, b-big, b-big, big boy) It's cuffin' season And all the girls are leavin' to get a big boy (Big boy) I need a big boy ((Big boy)) I want a big boy I need a big boy w-wit' polar bear arms Keeps me warm in a winter snow storm Wind chill is bitin' but his jackets are zipped He bring in my groceries in just one trip Till the sun comes back, I need a big boy hottie Makes his own heat with his boy boy body For the next three months, skinny boys is dead Forget a six-pack, I need the whole damn keg Big boy w-with a big ole back A California king, refrigerator stacked With steaks on steaks on steaks on steaks on steaks Bu-bu-butter, bacon, cheese, and lasagna in the tray Need an enormous man with an enormous stand Feeds me snacks with his enormous hands And I hope he asks me to be his winter-wife 'Cause messin' with a big boy will change your life It's cuffin' season And all the girls be needin' I need a big boy I want a big boy Give me a big boy
