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Ralsei: We need a distraction. Kris: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Susie, whispering: My time has come --------- Ralsei: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Susie: Nope, absolutely not. Spamton NEO: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Kris: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Lancer: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Jevil: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome. --------- Ralsei, trying to ask Kris out: Would you like to stay for dinner? Susie: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER? --------- Ralsei: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Susie: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies Jevil: Socks are Feetie Heaties Kris: Forks are Stabby Grabbies Susie: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties Jevil: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies Kris: Stamps are Lickie Stickies Spamton NEO, annoyed: You are disappointments --------- Susie: We need to get through this locked door. Ralsei, give me your credit card. Ralsei: Here. Susie, pocketing it: Thanks. Kris, kick down the door. --------- Ralsei, trying to convince Spamton NEO to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong! Susie: And loud! Jevil: And grumpy! Kris: And oblivious to reality! Spamton NEO: --------- Ralsei: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Susie: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Kris isn’t --------- Ralsei: What does 'take out' mean? Susie: Food. Kris: Dating Jevil: Murder Spamton NEO: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD. --------- Ralsei: Kris and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Susie: *Sighing* What did Kris do? Ralsei: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Kris: Who wants a steering wheel? --------- Ralsei: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked... Kris: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine! Jevil: In your pantry! Ralsei: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop? Kris: Is your friend here? Ralsei, motioning to Susie: Yeah. Kris, to Susie: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:( Spamton NEO: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew- Spamton NEO: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?! Spamton NEO: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN Everyone else: No. Spamton NEO, to Kris and Jevil: YOU Hell-ing MEAN WORDS!!!!!!!!! Kris: YAAAAAAAAY! Jevil: THE PRESTIGE! --------- Ralsei: If you had to choose between Kris and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Susie: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Kris: Susie! Ralsei: 63 cents. Susie: I'll take the money. Kris: SUSIE!!! --------- Ralsei: What’s something you guys are better than Susie at? Spamton NEO: Mario Kart. Kris: Yeah, video games. Jevil: Emotional vulnerability. --------- Susie, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Ralsei: You did WHAT– Kris: William Snakespeare --------- Kris: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Susie: 'Prettiest Smile' Ralsei: 'Nicest Personality' Jevil: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Spamton NEO: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one' --------- Ralsei: I know you snuck out last night, Kris. Susie: Play dumb! Kris: Who's Kris? Susie: NOT THAT DUMB!!! --------- Kris: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Susie: Have everyone stand. Ralsei: Bring three more chairs! Jevil: The most important ones can sit down. Spamton NEO: Kill three. --------- Ralsei, negotiating with Kris: We have Susie. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed Susie: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars? Ralsei: Susie: MAKE IT ONE MILLION Ralsei: SUSIE STOP --------- Ralsei: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Spamton NEO will and will not eat. Susie: Grass? Yes! Ralsei: Moss? Yes!! Susie: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Ralsei: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Susie: Worms? Sometimes! Ralsei: Rocks? Usually nah. Susie: Twigs? Usually! Ralsei: Jevil's cooking? Inconclusive! Kris: How did you… test this? Ralsei: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it. Kris: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Jevil: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT? --------- Ralsei: If Kris and I were drowning, who would you save? Susie: You two can’t swim? Kris: It’s a hypothetical question, Susie! Who would you save? Susie: my time and effort. ---------