Let me get one thing straight: I am completely broke. I'm pretty sure I'm not legally allowed to get a job right now that's not local. And by local I mean labor in the neighborhood. In sixth grade, I walked this old lady's dog every Saturday and Wednesday, taking turns with other walkers. She gave me two bucks an hour. I was so ga-ga over the money that I didn't really notice how much she was ripping me off. There's also the added fact that I had to pick up the dog poop. The old lady moved away, so I was forced to leave that job. Now I am again in the clutches of poverty. Help.