Have you ever just wanted to have a peaceful day? I know, it’s never going to happen. But having to sit by three [expletive] in school is just the worst. First your iPad goes missing and you swear you had it with you. So you ask your teacher if you could go down to the art room to look for it and it’s not there. Then, when you get back, someone’s run off with your calculator. A few minutes later, the teacher goes ballistic because everyone isn’t doing their work so he takes all the iPads in the room. In the process of collecting iPads, it turns out one of the students had stolen mine and hid it in a desk. About ten minutes later, when I’ve just about exploded, (because the people I sit by are [production error]) the teacher asks me if I want to sit at the table with him, and I do. For the rest of the period.
