BRONO IS ORANGE PARODY - CATS NEED A PINCH (SOMETIMES)

Instructions

Kitty- Where did your leEgs go? Youre a fluffy cat- did you know? I bet you have some-secret puffs. And i know you loaf i know You cant control When those things disappear and grow I believe you need a pinch- I think its real unfair- That you have no legs- All you did was poof- On the chair i swear- Where did you find your legs? Do you still need a pinch? All you did was poof- On the chair i swear- I think its real unfair- That you have no legs- All you did was poof- On the chair i swear- Where did you find your legs? Do you still need a pinch? All you did was poof- On the chair i swear.. You were poofing fur And you loafed- I think- That we need to pinch See this hand? That pinched you when you needed legs- I’m sorry- Was just pinching You were loafing Couldnt help but pinch And i felt your tummy, when you flopped over- And you scratched- all over- my hand I had to pinch that loaf. He hissed and scratched I think that was mean, And for two puffs, He got a feel and i got a nasty scratch You will sometimes loaf, You will sometimes poof- uhhh Your meows say that i will surely go to hell- Please be a good cat Please say you wont scratch- You will sometimes loaf, You will sometimes poof- uhhh Your meows say that i will surely go to hell- Please be a good cat Please say you wont scratch…. Did you know that that cat iss? A huge poof With sharp throrns Claw to claw, Very able to scratch and hiss And poof more then anything. Kitty- What happened to all your legs?? You poofed up- That furs soft- I bet i could feel it- Did you hear about that cat loaf??? Got his trouble puffs chopped off- Said its too dangerous have trouble puffs so- I had to chop them, I think its real unfair- That you have no legs- All you did was poof- On the chair i swear- Where did you find your legs? Do you still need a pinch? All you did was poof- On the chair i swear- I think its real unfair- That you have no legs- All you did was poof- On the chair i swear- Where did you find your legs? Do you still need a pinch? All you did was poof- On the chair i swear- Every cat will loaf. Everyone will pinch. I think youre really cute If you couldnt tell- Your meows say that i will surely go to hell- Please be a good cat Please say you wont scratch- Every cat will loaf. Everyone will pinch. I think youre really cute If you couldnt tell- Your meows say that i will surely go to hell- Please be a good cat Please say you wont scratch Kittyy…. Did you know that your fur… Is so silky.. Would be so soft… You are so cute… And i believe that you wont scratch againn…. *dies*