I generated a few incorrect quotes for Honeybeekit's application, and I thought it might be fun to do some more - - - Downpourkit: I really like Eminem. Honeybeekit: I prefer skittles. Fablechime: They are talking about the rapper. Honeybeekit: Why would they eat the wrapper? Fablechime, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child. Reindeersand, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f- Lilly-pillykit: I made tea. Downpourkit: I don't want tea. Lilly-pillykit: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Downpourkit: Then why did you tell me? Lilly-pillykit: It's a conversation starter. Downpourkit: It's a horrible conversation starter. Lilly-pillykit: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate. Honeybeekit: And what do I get out of this? Downpourkit: I will give you a dollar. Honeybeekit: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar! Downpourkit: How bout two dollars? Honeybeekit: You got yourself a deal. Fablechime: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six. Reindeersand, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados! Downpourkit: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Fablechime’* Lilly-pillykit: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’* Reindeersand: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!? Fablechime: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt. Honeybeekit: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke? Lilly-pillykit: I only like dark humor. Honeybeekit, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle? Lilly-pillykit: Honeybeekit: An IMPASTA! Reindeersand: Knock, knock. Honeybeekit: Who's there? Reindeersand: Boo! Honeybeekit: Boo who? Reindeersand: Why are you crying? Honeybeekit: I'm not crying. Reindeersand: Hello notcrying, I'm Reindeersand. Honeybeekit: Lilly-pillykit said its my turn with the brain cell. Downpourkit: Square up. Downpourkit: I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in this house with a bunch of morons. Honeybeekit: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Downpourkit meowing at each other from different rooms in the house. Lilly-pillykit: Damn, the power went out. Honeybeekit: Don’t worry, I got this. Honeybeekit: *stomps foot* Lilly-pillykit: What-? Honeybeekit: *Sketchers light up* *at a zoo* Honeybeekit: What are they in for? Lilly-pillykit: Honeybeekit, this isn't prison. Honeybeekit: So they can leave? Lilly-pillykit: No, but- Honeybeekit, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone. Downpourkit: Last night I found out Lilly-pillykit is a sleep talker. Honeybeekit: Oh, really? Downpourkit: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.
