OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGARCHONGOMG I WAS DOWNLOADING THE 3.5 TRAILER THEN I SAW THE ABYSS HERALD THE CRYO ABYSS HERALD AND LIKE OMG ARCHONS OMG KAEYA RIGHT IS IN THE NEW ARCHON QUEST (FINALLY GOOD KAEYA CONTENT I EXPECT AMAZING LORE) AND THERES ALWAYS BEEN THAT THEORY THAT HE IS LIKE A CRYO ABYYS HERALD LIKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BRAIN CAN'T HANDLE THIS LIKE OMG ARCHONS OMG AND LIKE DAIN AND KAEYA AND OMG LIKE WHAT R THE HILICHURLS BOWING TO??? KAEYA????? PLS HOYO DONT DISAPPOINT ME AND LIKE WHO IS 'HE' THAT DAIN WAS TALKING ABOUT LIKE AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA DIE MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE THIS OK OK NEXT TOPIC THE BROKEN MIRROR BRUH WHOSE IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ITS IN SUMERU THE NEW ARCHON QUEST IS IN SUMERU RIGHT RIGHT AND THEN DAIN KILL ME NOW AND THEN BRING ME BACK TO LIFE WHEN 3.5 IS OUT AND NEXT TOPIC CYNO TIGHNARI AND COLLEI IN MOND AAHHHH but like tighnaris getting a new va soon as well so wonder when that'll happen BUT TIGHNARI SAID IN THE TRAILER LIKE UVE RUINED SUMERU'S REP IN MOND BEYOND ALL HOPE OF REPAIR OR SMT LIKE IT WAS CYNOS JOKES WASNT IT? WAIT WAIT STILL WATCHING NEXT TOPIC IS TIMAEUS IN THE BAKCGROUND WITH THAT CREEP YING'ER???? YING'ER OF ALL PPL????? AND FINALLY BACK TO THE BEGINNING KAEYA SHIELD AT LOW HP ABYSS HERALD SHIELD AT LOW HP 3.5 NEW ABYSS HERALD APPEARS NEW ABYSS HERALD IS CRYO KAEYA IS CRYO KAEYA IS THE ABYSS HERALD KAEYA BOSS FIGHT KAEYA LORE KAEYA ANGST KAEYA KAEYA KAEYA OMG ARCHONS OMG OMG OMG OMG AAAHHHHH I THOUGHT I WOULD HV TO WAIT UNTIL 2027 OR SMT AND THEN AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AND LIKE WHOSE IS THAT VOICE I FEEL LIKE IVE HEARD IT BEFORE idk could be kaeyas LIKE AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *dies* OK OK UPDATE *jumps up from being dead* SO THE BROKEN MIRROR RIGHT LIKE HILICHURLS DONT LIKE THEIR REFLECTION I HEARD THAT LIKE MAYBE IT WAS SOMEONE WHO WAS RECENTLY TRANSFORMED AND PPL WE KNOW WHO HVNT LIKED TURNED INTO HILICHURLS ARE KAEYA AND DAIN WHAT WHAT IF KAEYA TURNED INTO AN ABYSS HERALD HUHHHHH?????? HUH??????????? IM GONNA DIE I NEED 3.5 RNNNN
