OkaY they’re cute and they’re having kids soon so they need them Eclipticmoon: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Savannahspirit : *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Eclipticmoon: That one. I want that one. Teacher: Your child was in a fight. Savannahspirit : Oh no, that’s terrible! Eclipticmoon: Did they win? Eclipticmoon: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am. Savannahspirit : I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING! Savannahspirit : We all have our demons. Savannahspirit , grabbing Eclipticmoon: This one’s mine. Eclipticmoon: Damn, the power went out. Savannahspirit : Don’t worry, I got this. Savannahspirit : *shakes rapidly and starts to light up* Eclipticmoon: What-? Savannahspirit : I swallowed a glow stick! Eclipticmoon, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU- Savannahspirit , sweating: Eclipticmoon , there’s something I need to ask you- Eclipticmoon : Finally! You’re proposing! Savannahspirit : How’d you know? Eclipticmoon : Savannahspirit , you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Eclipticmoon : I even picked it up once. Savannahspirit : Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Eclipticmoon : Peonies, why? Savannahspirit : Eclipticmoon : Were you going to get me flowers? Savannahspirit : Eclipticmoon : Savannahspirit : ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ Savannahspirit : Are we fighting or flirting? Eclipticmoon : I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Savannahspirit : Your point? Savannahspirit : The first time Eclipticmoon opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside they yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!" Savannahspirit : So you like cats? Eclipticmoon : Yeah. Savannahspirit : *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table* Savannahspirit : Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves? Eclipticmoon : I have a person who does that for me. Savannahspirit : Yeah, ME. Eclipticmoon : I'm glad you agree. Eclipticmoon : Where did you get that tomato soup? Savannahspirit: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved. Eclipticmoon : Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Savannahspirit: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear anything. Goodbye hehe
