spoilers (helene's lines e1)

Instructions

Hello fabulous cast! Here is the script for Episode 1! Please label your lines by their 1st 3 words, so we can order them. If you can, put one take of the line in each audio, but PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, HAVE MULTIPLE TAKES OF EACH LINE. Ex: "I Had Always 1" Please remix with lines by February 20th! EPISODE ONE Daisy: (seriously, like telling a story)I had always loved magic. From the day I was born, it was all I could talk about. But, of course, I was (sarcastically) so lucky to be born without it- Layla: (interjecting, also storytelling)For all my life, I never believed them. No. There was no tooth fairy, no Santa, no Queen of England. It was all fake. They lied to me. But did I believe them? No. NO I did not! MAGIC IS STUPID AND NOT REAL. Daisy: (happily)I love Disney! It portrays what actually happens in real life!!! Layla: (as a rebuttal) Disney is brainwashing innocent children!!!! Daisy: (angrily)I hate you! Layla: (very calmly) Same here. (Indistinct arguing noises) Layla: (As she’s arguing)THANKS…. FOR… L- LISTENING Daisy: TO OUR TED TALK!!!!!! (weird slow clap from whoever wants to record one) Mrs. Finklestein: The assigned topic was the cold war. Daisy: But Mrs. Finkelstien!… It's snowing in Frozen. Ice is magical! That has to count for something! Come on Layla, let’s improvise! THE SNOW GLOWS WHITE ON THE MOUNTAIN TONIGHT- Layla: (exasperated)Just shut up. Mrs. Finklestein: I need to talk to you girls after class. Everyone else, go out to be dismissed. Don’t forget to do your short paragraph for homework! (Beat) Ugh, I need a coffee. Student: Bye Finky-Winky! Mrs. Finkelstien: ITS MRS FINKELSTIEN TO YOU! *kids leave* Mrs. Finklestein: Now that It’s just us, let’s cut to the chase. You girls are in 7th grade. You need to stop this stupid argument. Layla: IT’S NOT STUPID, DAISY IS!!! MAGIC IS FAKE BUT SHE WON’T BELIEVE ME!!! IM JUST TELLING HER FOR HER OWN GOOD! Daisy: MAGIC IS REAL!!!! HAVE YOU NEVER READ HARRY POTTER??? YOU’RE JUST A M-MUGGLE!!!!! Mrs. Finklestein: Quiet! This has gone on for far too long. I think it’s time you girls, me and Mr. Barb, oh, come in! Have a talk about you girls switching classes. The student body and teachers all agree, they can’t deal with your constant arguing. Both: WHAT? Layla: Switching classes? It’s fine with me. Daisy: Duhzies! This is awesome! Mr Barb: Duhzies? Daisy:Yeah! It’s like saying duh, but cooler *giggles* Mr. Barb: Oh..kay. So it’s settled. I’ll see to it that your classes are switched for tomorrow. Have a good day, girls. Daisy: Well, see you tomorrow, Layla! Not! Layla: Later, Pixie Dust! Mrs. Finklestein: *To Mr. Barb* I think we made the right decision. Mr Barb:We sure did. Meet me at the teacher’s lounge tomorrow morning? Mrs. Finkelstein: I’m Down. *School Bell rings* Daisy: Well, look who it is! Hey, Helene. Helene: Oh, hey. What's up? Daisy: Well, nothing, except the homework is sooooo hard!!! Helene: (not caring one bit)I guess. (more excited, laughing) Look at this new ticktok Aaron made. Hahah! *goes on phone and starts typing, bonus points if you can have that sound effect in your audition* Daisy: Oh… Have you read The Quirky School of Magical Misfits??? It’s soooo good! Basically, there’s a girl named June who gets accepted to the- Helene: Sounds fun. *doesn’t look up* Daisy: You okay? You normally OBSESS over the homework, seeing how many questions you did better than me! Helene: Shhh! (quieter) I don’t want anybody to know that I care. Also, has anyone ever told you you talk like a bunch of small children writing a script for an audiobook? (Irony lolllll) Daisy: Hey! I like sounding quirky! It’s what make me.. Me! *giggles* Are you sure you’re fine? Helene: Yeah, I’m fine. (forcefully, as if to get rid of Daisy)Bye. *Helene goes off in Layla’s direction* Layla: Hey girl!! Helene: Hey! Ugh, Daisy is so annoying! I just talked with her, all she spoke about was some… quirky magic book. What’s her problem?? Layla: I dunno… She’s….weirdly obsessed with fairytales… Helene: Yeah, it’s almost s0ciopathic. Fairytales, pfft. Do you even believe in them? Layla: Are you kidding? They’re just ways of keeping your child under control, but with Daisy, It’s gone out of hand!! Helene- I know, right!!! Totally stupid. Well, I just… I gotta take this uh… this phone call… Layla: Ok, bye! I have to catch the bus with the nerd. Helene: Bye! *bus noises* *Helene rushes away, talking on the phone, you hear one clip* Helene- Let’s put this baby in action… Bus Driver: Waffle Lane! Get off for waffle lane! Layla: Thank you, sir! Daisy, stop reading! It’s our stop! Daisy: Wha? Oh!