Savannahspirit: Why is there blood everywhere? Eclipticmoon: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife. Savannahspirit: You stabbed someone?! Eclipticmoon: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife. Savannahspirit, texting: Eclipticmoon, will you please go to sleep? Eclipticmoon, texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up? Savannahspirit, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FREAK UP AND GO THE FREAK TO SLEEP! Savannahspirit, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon? Eclipticmoon, texting: I’m trying Savannahspirit, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW Savannahspirit, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky :) Eclipticmoon: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone. Savannahspirit: And I need you to be less vague and weird. Eclipticmoon: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Savannahspirit: I wrote you a poem. Eclipticmoon, already crying: You did? Savannahspirit: I hate you. Eclipticmoon: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue. Savannahspirit: Help! I’m drowning! Eclipticmoon: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Savannahspirit: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL! Savannahspirit: Are you mad? Eclipticmoon: No. Savannahspirit: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby? Eclipticmoon: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Savannahspirit periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Eclipticmoon: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going. Eclipticmoon: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons. Savannahspirit, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks Eclipticmoon: I won a new phone in a race. Savannahspirit: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Eclipticmoon? Eclipticmoon: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me. Eclipticmoon: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case? Savannahspirit: wHat? Eclipticmoon: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved. Savannahspirit: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"? Savannahspirit: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this freaking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’ Eclipticmoon: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees. Savannahspirit: How’s practice going? Eclipticmoon: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there. Savannahspirit: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes. Eclipticmoon: …you shouldn’t be condoning this. Savannahspirit: Don’t tell me how to live my life. Savannahspirit: I wish I had more enemies. Eclipticmoon: I’m sure you will someday, honey. Savannahspirit: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Eclipticmoon: That's great, Savannahspirit. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 freaking years. Savannahspirit: Two brooooos! Eclipticmoon: Chillin' in a hot tub! Savannahspirit: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Eclipticmoon: Savannahspirit: Eclipticmoon: *tearing up* Savannahspirit: Babe, c'mon... Eclipticmoon: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Savannahspirit: Babe... Eclipticmoon: Do you want to know your gay name? Savannahspirit: My... my gay name? Eclipticmoon: Yeah, it's your first name- Savannahspirit: Haha. Very funny Eclipticmoon- Eclipticmoon: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. Savannahspirit: Oh- oh my god. *Savannahspirit and Eclipticmoon are in Paris.* Savannahspirit: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny? Eclipticmoon: But... Savannahspirit: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and... Eclipticmoon: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? Savannahspirit: Yeah. Eclipticmoon: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. Savannahspirit: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. Eclipticmoon: Okay, alright. Savannahspirit: I have feelings for you. Eclipticmoon: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay? Eclipticmoon: Two bros! Savannahspirit: Chillin' in a hot tub! Eclipticmoon and Savannahspirit, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FREAK! that's enough *bows* heavily inspired by Iggy :]
