Welcome to Scratchcat Siri! SS is an interactive program that can recognize over 55 different questions and statements! But what really makes SS really cool is that S/He can be used to translate from English to Spanish somewhat (and hopefully vice versa in the future)! SS also recognizes a few phrases in the Spanish language.
Thanks @b00k_w0rm for the word processing script! To use Scratchcat Siri, you must type in one word at a time, and when you are done, type in the required punctuation mark and SS will spit out a sentence! Kind of crude, I know, but my sentence processor failed.