Julia: Anyone d- Cyprus: Depressed? Quinn: Drained? Rocky: Dumb? Star: Disliked? Julia: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people... Quinn: Rocky is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods. Cyprus: Yes. Julia: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me. Rocky: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed- Cyprus: What truce? Quinn: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone. Star: Wait, I'm a choir kid! Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice* Rocky: What do you guys do when you're stressed? Julia: Try and calm myself down! Quinn: Sleep. Star: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out. Cyprus: I don't. Cyprus: Did you bring Rocky? Star, gesturing to Quinn: No, but I brought the next best thing. Cyprus: Quinn? The next best thing would be Julia. Quinn: I would be offended, but Julia is freakishly strong. Quinn: Where’s Rocky? Julia: Doing stuff. Quinn: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Star? Julia: Trying to stop Rocky from doing the stuff. Quinn: And Cyprus? Julia: Trying to stop Star from stopping Rocky from doing the stuff. Quinn: I see. And what are you doing here, Julia? Julia: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Cyprus from stopping Star from stopping Rocky from doing the stuff. The Squad: *walking at the mall* Star: Hey, have any of you guys seen Quinn? They’ve been gone for a while.. Cyprus: Eh, nope. Julia: No, I haven’t... Rocky: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something. Quinn: Hey. Star: Ooh, there you are- Cyprus: What the fu- Rocky: I- where were you?! Quinn: Walking right behind you guys. Quinn: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Star: 'Prettiest Smile' Rocky: 'Nicest Personality' Julia: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Cyprus: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one' Cyprus: Look guys, I need help. Quinn: Love help? Rocky: Financial help? Star: Emotional help? Julia: Help moving a body? *Everybody looks at Julia* Julia: What? Cyprus: Star is late again. Rocky: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11. Quinn: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon. Julia: I set their clock to say PM when it’s really AM. Cyprus: Oh boy. We may have overdone it. *Star bursts through the door* Star: WHAT TIME IS IT? Star: What's the worst thing you guys have done? Rocky: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade. Julia: I kicked Quinn in the shin- Quinn: -So I kicked Julia between the legs. Cyprus: I burned a town down. Star: What?! Quinn: What the hell is wrong with you?!? Cyprus: A lot of things. Julia: No s***. Quinn: You’re a loose cannon, Cyprus. Cyprus: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? Julia: I think you play by your own rules. Rocky: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. Quinn: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. Cyprus: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Star is a loose cannon. Star: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Cyprus! Rocky: I’d say Star’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing. Julia: Now I’m just confused. Is Cyprus a loose cannon or not? Quinn: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this. Cyprus: *groans* Star: Aw, man. Rocky: What do you do when someone offers you drugs? Star: Take them! Cyprus: Punch them in the neck! Quinn: Say thank you! Julia: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance! Rocky: … Rocky: No. Julia: Cyprus's first detention, I'm so proud. Star: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention? Quinn: Because they're an idiot. Rocky, terrified: They can do that?? Star: Are we really going to let Rocky keep Quinn? Cyprus: We kept Julia. *The gang's thoughts on stabbing* Star: Would never stab anyone. Rocky: Would stab someone in retaliation. Cyprus: Yells "I won't hesitate, b****!" first. Quinn: Would stab without warning. Julia: Would stab as a warning. Quinn: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple... Cyprus: I really care about your feelings! Julia: I really care about YOUR feelings! Quinn, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple... Star: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! Rocky: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE-FOOT RADIUS OF YOU! Rocky: What scares you guys the most? Star: Werewolves! Julia: Sharks. Cyprus: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death. Cyprus: Cyprus: Quinn. Star: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to- Star: *sees Quinn shoving Rocky into the washing machine while Cyprus records and Julia watches* Star: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.
*Everyone is giving advice to Rocky* Quinn: It's okay to ask for help. Julia: You're not a burden. Star: Murder is okay. Cyprus: Your feelings matter. Rocky: There's no meeting today because Cyprus is at the police station. Star: They're in jail?! Quinn: We have to get them out! Julia: Jailbreak! I'm in! Quinn: I'll dress up and distract the guard! Julia: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards! Star: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot- Rocky: No! Cyprus wasn't arrested! They're undercover, taking the system down from the inside. They don't need our help! Rocky: What do rainbows mean to you? Cyprus: Gay rights. Star: There's money. Julia: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood. Quinn: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops. ANYTHING THAT IS SAID WITH THE QUOTES ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS ARE PROBABLY UNTRUE (except for the ones with Cyprus and Julia in one) Cyprus: @night221 Julia: @Book_Wing Rocky: @rocky_the_rockruff Star: @DragonCatArt7 Quinn: @-peachiiraptor- generator: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator
