Welcome to Fire Hazard! Instructions are in the project. *You do not have to ask to audition! Go right ahead!* Here's what to say for auditions: 1. Your username and perhaps a bit about you, not necessary. 2. The audition script below, depending on your character: Arvald: [Matter of fact] "Well, according to my calculations that little raft that you made is twelve times too small to carry all of our weight and will break apart approximately 0.7689 metres into the journey." Crystal: [Posh, selfish] "Excuse me? Aren't you going to thank me for my kind act? You ask me to help and then you just under-appreciate me? This is disgusting!" Jessica: [Sensible, almost whisper] "Stay calm, everyone, I'm sure there's a reason for this. We can just move backwards quietly and don't make any sudden movements." Oliver: [Shout] "Listen to Jessica! She knows how to survive. You go ahead, I'll buy you some time." Snivellus: [Typical villain voice] "Don't you dare laugh at my name. [snivel] I know your little secret and it won't be a secret for much longer! Ha ha ha! Camp leader 1: [Shout] Everyone over in the center please! I'm taking the register. No, I mean now. Come on now, we're behind schedule. ALL OTHER PARTS: Just say whatever you like, it doesn't have to be related to the character! Good luck to all! #audiobook #audition
