Lyrics: READY FOR THIS, SANS? i don’t think anybody could be prepared for this SHUT UP, SANS! YOU JUST CAN’T UNDERSTAND PERFECTION ~ ATTENTION MONSTERS, MY NAME IS PAPYRUS I'M A SKELETON MADE WITH MAGIC, BONES, AND LOTS OF COOL IF YOU NEED PROOF, THEN LOOK AT MY BICEPS BECAUSE THEY'RE WEARING SUNGLASSES, AND THAT CLEARLY MEANS I RULE! MY COOKING SKILL'S UNRIVALED WHEN IT COMES TO SPAGHETTI, WITH SAUCE AND PASTA NOODLES EXTRA LONG AND NOT A SINGLE CREATURE HAS SURVIVED A DISH but frisk just walked right past it SANS, DON'T INTERRUPT MY SONG! IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF PERFECTION JUST TO MATCH WHAT I HAVE BEEN WITHOUT EVER HAVING TRIED AND THAT'S WHY UNDYNE WANTS ME IN THE ROYAL GUARD- but aren't you still in training? HEY, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LIED! SO IF YOU THINK THAT WE CAN BE PALS, THEN YOU HAD BETTER BE PREPARED FOR IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF FUN! UNLESS YOU'RE HUMAN, THEN I'M AFRAID YOU'LL BE CAPTURED- but you kinda made friends with one ~ SANS! what? STOP PLAGUING MY MIXTAPE WITH INCIDENTAL LYRICS! i thought they sounded pretty good WELL, I THINK THEY SOUNDED LIKE NOT PAPYRUS! WHICH IS THE WORST KIND OF SOUND TO BE! oh… well… sorry then IT’S OKAY, SANS I ALREADY FORGIVE YOU COME ON! LET’S GO GET SOME NICE CREAM! huh, the pc's actually on fire right now i think that’s the first time he successfully cooked something YOU’RE OFFICIALLY UNFORGIVEN, SANS!!
[credit to guy up there ^]
