Opponent: Blujey Stats: Ego: 9999 ATK: More than yours DEF: He can hear Dodge: He takes it like a man Abilities: Distracted(loses focus so he forgets any damage taken to him) Bush’s Baked Beans™ Eats beans, 1% to get constipated and die, 99% chance to heal all hp. Meat shield: uses meat to block Ultra laser attack: shoots laser, plot twist, its a laser pointer. 1 damage. Punch: 5 damage, 10 if strong. Vine boom: blocks next 2 attacks. /e damage Tutorial-Doggy 50 (70% to type wrong) (Final attack)Bozo Caller: Calls you bozo, 10% chance to lose 99% of hp, if 1hp already, die. If other 95%, you lose 20% of hp.
