Night: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something. Allie, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof? Donut: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies. Meg: You’re too young to have enemies. Donut: You don’t even know. Donut: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways? Night: Why should I feed you if you’re just gonna die anyways? Donut: Donut: I'll go make my bed- Kay: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat. Kay: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this. Donut: What did you do Kay? Kay: a Mistake. Meg: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent. Night: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear. Kay: What are you doing here? Night: I could ask you the same question. Kay: I live here. This is my house. Night: I should probably ask you a different question. Night: What's two plus two? Donut: Math. Night: ...I will accept that answer. Donut: Night, you're my best friend. Night: Best friend? BEST friend?! B****, I'm your only friend. Night: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB A**! ( very true- ) Donut: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves. Donut: I want a bf. Meg: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here. Night: *is visibly upset* Donut: Night, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country. Donut: Here you go, Night, a nice hot cup of coffee! Night: It's cold. Donut: A nice cup of coffee. Night: It's horrible! Donut: Cup of coffee. Night: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee. Donut: C U P. Night: Heyyy Donut, how’s your… drink?? Donut: What do you mean drink? It’s coffee. Night: You sure?? *Looks to coffee maker* Donut: *Looks to coffee maker* *Cement sitting beside the coffee maker* Donut:...I’m on my third freaking drink right now, I should be dead. Night: Did you win? Or just not die? Night: Either way, hooray. Donut: ...Is "no" a valid answer? Night: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me. Allie: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok? Donut: Okay. *later* Night: Donut! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. Allie, whispering: Deny everything. Donut, loudly: That isn't a chair. Allie: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Donut? Donut: No. Night: I do! Allie: I know, Night. Night: I’m sad. Allie: I know, Night. Night: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Allie without them noticing? Donut: Hey, Allie, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny. Allie: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser. Night: ... Night, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Donut: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Night: Ohhhh- Allie: Both of you get out of this kitchen. Allie: You can track Night? Donut: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I. Donut: *walks into the room* Kay: They’re covered in blood again. Why is it they’re always covered in blood? Night: Well, it looks like it’s their own blood this time. *Allie teaching Night to drive and taking Donut along for the ride* Allie: That's a pothole. To the left! Night: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* Donut, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Night: I don't think that's how the song goes. Allie, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Night: Country Roads. Donut: To the place. Night and Donut in unison: I Belong! Allie, crying harder: What the frick?
Y’all know who you are……right ?
