Brian and Stewie's full song from the 2007 Emmys! LYRICS: You've got mega hits like "Idol" where Sanjaya took his bow Just a little boy from India who made us all say wow With a voice that makes you wanna just go out and kill a cow Here's the plain situation, a simple declaration If you want it, you can find it on TV You've got "Scrubs" on NBC in season 7 and a half With the antics of the loveable and talented Zach Braff Who reminds that a sitcom doesn't have to make you laugh You can try to deny it, but we can certify it If you want it, you can find it on TV And if you start to crave a brand new TV thrill They're always brewing up some brand new primetime swill Like the Geico cavemen CBS was once a network that was reverent and clean But today they've got some shows that are remarkably obscene Like the show about a little boy who lives with Charlie Sheen Oh, there ain't nothing to it You click it on and view it If you want it, you can find it on TV (You know, I think I'm getting the idea, Stewie.) (Ahh, you see?) (Absolutely! Hey, how about this?) ABC has got a lineup that's refereshing and alive With its hits like "Desperate Housewives" just continuing to thrive And those women look sensational for being 65 No, we won't over-sell ya We merely wanna tell ya If you want it, you can find it on TV Now, the Peacock's having trouble simply staying in the race So I hear they're bringing "Seinfeld" back to save a little face And I hear Isaiah Washington is taking Kramer's place? Oh, you may not adore it But, boy, you can't ignore it If you want it, you can find it on TV Now, "The Sopranos" is a show I'd recommend Because you never know just how it's gonna- So to sum up the philosophy, on which we're both agreed All the garbage on the airwaves is a vital thing indeed Cuz without it, then Americans would have to learn to read And so up with the curtain, it's absolutely certain If you want it, you can find it on TV!