Turn words into music! Letters are played at a rate of 16.6 per second. Each letter is assigned a unique combination of 1 to 4 notes, with a total of 8 notes needed to encode the entire alphabet plus a few special characters. I chose a 4-note chord in two octaves to get 8 notes, and then did the same for another chord so the chord can alternate after every sentence to make it a bit more jazzy.
Fun sentence to try: "Banana. Banana. Banana. Banana. Woohoo!" "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."