Ghostbur: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Mico: Several traffic violations. Chara: Three counts of resisting arrest. Blaze: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. **The fifth one**: Also, that’s not our car. Ghostbur: Time for plan G. Chara: Don’t you mean plan B? Ghostbur: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Mico: What about plan D? Ghostbur: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Blaze: What about plan E? Ghostbur: I’m hoping not to use it. **The fifth one** dies in plan E. **The fifth one**: I like plan E. Chara: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food! **The fifth one**: You can eat a rock. Ghostbur: Air. Blaze: The fabric of time and space. Mico: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. Chara: You guys are not helpful. Chara: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill! Chara: First who would you kill? *Ghostbur points at **The fifth one*** *Blaze points at **The fifth one*** *Mico points at **The fifth one*** **The fifth one**: *shrugs* I would kill me too. **The fifth one**: What’s something you guys are better than Chara at? Mico: Mario Kart. Blaze: Yeah, video games. Ghostbur: Emotional vulnerability. Ghostbur: Chara, I know you snuck out to see Blaze last night. Chara: If you tell Mico or **The fifth one**, I swear I’ll murder you, and they’ll never find the body. Ghostbur: Five bucks? Chara: Fine. Ghostbur: What makes you all smile? Mico: Friends and Family. Blaze: Snacks. Chara: Victory and success. **The fifth one**: Face muscles. *The gang's thoughts on st@bbing* Ghostbur: Would never st@b anyone. Blaze: Would stab someone in retaliation. Mico: Yells "I won't hesitate, [[buddy]]!" first. Chara: Would st@b without warning. **The fifth one**: Would st@b as a warning. Chara: Good morning. Ghostbur: Good morning. Mico: Good morning. Blaze: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. **The fifth one**: MORNING [[friends]]S! Chara: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Blaze and I are dating. Blaze, Mico, Ghostbur, and **The fifth one**: *gasp* Chara: Blaze, why are you surprised?! Mico: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked. **The fifth one**: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right? Blaze: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time. Chara: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy! Ghostbur: ...put it away. Blaze: Count me in! Chara: Who the hell are you?! Blaze: Oh, you know my sibling! They worked at Wendy's. Chara: Oh yeah, Mico! How are they doing? Blaze: Oh yeah, not too good. They've been dead for the past month. Ghostbur: What the heck, they didn't tell us! **The fifth one**, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Blaze, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Mico, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Ghostbur, appalled: Call the exorcist. Chara, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like? Ghostbur: *Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside* Blaze: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside* Mico: *Sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple* Chara: I hate all of you. Ghostbur: Shh, here comes Chara! Blaze: Quick, Mico, start talking about boring nerd stuff! Mico: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist. Blaze: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that. Mico: I told Chara to grab snacks for everyone. **The fifth one**, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks? *Mico, Chara, and Ghostbur raise their hands* Chara: We need to distract these guys. **The fifth one**: Leave it to me. **The fifth one**: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Mico & Blaze: *immediately begin arguing* Blaze: Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Ghostbur. They're mad at you. Ghostbur: No, it's Chara. They're just being gramatically correct! *meanwhile* Chara: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them. **The fifth one**: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'. Chara: I stand by my choice. Ghostbur: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city. Mico: Well, that was entirely predictable. Ghostbur: One of them punched a gang member. Mico: **The fifth one**? Ghostbur: Chara, actually. Mico: Oh, that was going to be my second guess. Blaze: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.
Ghostbur: You guys worried about Mico? **The fifth one**: Totally! Blaze: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" Ghostbur: And what'd you say? Blaze: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno." **The fifth one**: Ghostbur: They're lucky to have you as a friend. Chara: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid [[stuff]] for a moment, please?! **The fifth one**: Alright. Mico: Hey, I- Chara: SHUT UP! Mico: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!! **The fifth one**: It was bound to be stupid. Mico: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it? Chara: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?” Blaze, scoffing: Oh, please. Chara, to Blaze: Hey, how you doin’? Blaze: Blaze: *giggles and blushes* Chara, talking about Blaze: Is this a friend of yours, Mico? Mico: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it. Chara: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close. Blaze, blushing: Okay. Mico: It's [[freak]]ing summer. Blaze: Mico, what are you doing? Mico: Making chocolate pudding. Blaze: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding? Mico: Because I've lost control of my life. Mico: Here's your pudding, Chara. Chara: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore. Blaze: Where are you going? Chara: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one! Blaze: I told you I did! It's coming here on Friday! Mico, knowing full well that Blaze got Chara an engagement ring: *eating popcorn* **The fifth one**: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart. Blaze, digging their grave: Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too? Chara: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves. Chara: *standing on a balcony and sneezes* Ghostbur: *standing on the roof* Bless you. Chara: God?! Blaze: Do you want to play 20 Questions? Chara: Sure! Chara: Whats your favorite color? Blaze, laser [[freak]]ing focused: Triangle. Do you like men? Chara: Blaze, is that my mug you’re drinking out of? Blaze: No, it’s mine. Chara: It... looks just like the one I have... Blaze: You don’t have one like this anymore. Mico: Why is there blood everywhere? Chara: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife. Mico: You stabbed someone?! Chara: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife. Blaze: Chara, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. Chara, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky. Mico: We both look very handsome tonight. Ghostbur: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." Mico: I couldn't take that chance. Blaze, throwing a pokeball at Chara: Chara, I choose you! Chara, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon. Blaze: Yeah I'm LGBT. Blaze: cuLt leader. Blaze: God hates me personally. Blaze: cowBoy hat. Blaze: *sniffles* Trying my best. Blaze: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza. Ghostbur: So, you’re not going to share? Blaze: I’m not going to share. Mico: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride. Blaze: Actually Mico, it’s salt. Mico: That’s what I said, sodium chloride. Blaze: Uh Mico, that would be salt. Mico: *takes salt packer from Blaze* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little [[guy]]. The Fifth One: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met. Chara: You're pathetic! Blaze: You're pathetic-er! The Fifth One: You're both losers. Blaze: Please pray for Chara. Mico: What happened to them? Blaze: Nothing, they’re just very stupid. Ghostbur: I'm not that stupid! Chara: Ghostbur, you literally ate the wax from a babybel. Ghostbur: BLAZE TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE! Ghostbur: Slash gamemode creative. The Fifth One: Dude, this isn't Min- Ghostbur: *starts levitating* The Fifth One: What do we say when making bread? Blaze, glumly: That's the dough rising. The Fifth One: And what do we NOT say? Chara, sadly: That's the yeast [[doing stuff]]. Blaze: What's worse than a heartbreak? Mico: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. Chara: Waking up in the morning. The Fifth One: Waking up. Ghostbur: Blaze, we're hungry! The Fifth One: Blaze! What's for dinner? Chara: We're hungry, Blaze! Blaze, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
