You have been paid by the government to take care of a Casual so it can grow big and strong! Why? Apparently, Casuals are used as soldiers in internet wars such as the war of Casual Vs Ana. (Spoiler alert: Casual’s team won in an umpteenth amount of times). Unfortunately, there is a bomb mechanism implanted inside Casual. If he starves to death, a thermonuclear bomb will set off blowing you to pieces with him. Look in the notes and credits for a tutorial!
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