64 random questions! + my dark humor

Instructions

Read this all in the most dead depressed voice that you can, makes it funny Q 1: What do you like to be called? (Internet wise not real life) A: AJ, MJ, Minseo, Seo, Seollamas (only besties only), Ria (family only) Q 2: What names do you NOT want to be called? A: birth/dead name Q 3: Is your main oc a furry? (It’s not like hair on your body, it’s an animal oc that has human traits-) A: no- Q 4: Favorite animal? A: llamas! Q 5: What is your favorite color? A: pink, black, white Q 6: Cookies or cake? A: cookies Q 7: Are you a morning person or a night owl? A: i dont wake up, im permanently dead Q 8: What time do you wake up in the morning? A: 5 am, but remember im dead Q 9: Are you colorblind in any way? A: nope, im just blind /srs Q 10: Do you like school? A: school makes me s- Q 11: Do you have a crush? A: yes, my unrealistic kpop girl crushes Q 12: What's your opinion on love? A: song explains it, love is dumb, gave up Q 13: Do you like glitter? A: no, i work with kids, i have obtained trauma Q 14: Do you want more followers? A: no, why are you even reading this stalker Q 15: Who's your favorite scratcher(s)? A: natty w fr fr, she speaks only facts Q 16: Favorite book/book series? A: luck broken girl, the outsiders Q 17: Cats or dogs? A: dogs Q 18: What phobia(s) do you have? A: twerkphobia Q 19: Favorite number? A: 4 Q 20: Greatest fear? A: people Q 21: Are you afraid of heights? A: no, im 5'11, heights are my everyday life Q 22: Are you a jealous person? A: yes, very, only in relationship aspects Q 23: Have you lied about something on the internet? A: who hasn't Q 24: What are your preferred pronouns? A: he/him prefered but any are fine Q 25: Do you prefer long sleeves or short sleeves? A: long sleeves Q 26: Sexuality? A: i dont know, i hate everybody Q 27: Headphones or earbuds? A: earbuds, i love hearing damage Q 28: What time do you go to bed? A: 3:41 am Q 29: What’s your favorite season? A: winter because its cold just like my heart n soul Q 30: What do you ship? (If you do not know what that is, it’s when you think two people are cute together) A: me and a, a being ash-b Q 31: Are you a fan of How to Train Your Dragon? A: im not 5 Q 32: Do you like Pokémon? A: im not a weeb Q 33: Have you ever drawn on yourself? And if you have, do you have anything drawn on you right now? A: who hasnt Q 34: Do you remember your last dream? A: yeah i dont wanna say it Q 35: Do you sing? A: yeah Q 36: Have you ever listened to death metal? A: yeah i love it Q 37: Do your best friend(s) have an account? A: yeah Q 38: How many messages do you have in your inbox right now? A: 0, yall faker than my t- Q 39: How did you come up with your username? A: being stupid Q 40: Woof or bork? A: shut up furry Q 41: What's a bad flaw of yours? A: im writing this with a depressed emo voice in my head Q 42: Are you tired? A: of life Q 43: any pets? A: yeah dog and chickens (im blasian rip them) Q 44: What’s your dream pet? A: a llama Q 45: How long could you go without your best friend? A: one is in South Africa the other i aint seen in months Q 46: Are you a gacha user? A: nah you weeb Q 47: door? A: shut up Q 48: when’s the last time you cried? A: im always crying inside Q 49: Where are you writing this? (Bed, desk, table, etc) A: dining room table Q 50: What’s your best quality? A: my dark humor Q 51: What’s your favorite face? ( :3, :), :D, etc...) A: ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿(◡︵◡) Q 52: How many scars do you have? A: enough Q 53: Do you play Minecraft? A: yes im a member of the "mc mommies" (dont ask) Q 54: Do you play roblox? A: yes with my baby sister Q 55: Do you play among us? A: only with my baby sister Q 56: Do you have long nails? A: nah im a musician Q 57: What was your favorite grade? A: preschool, last grade before i got depressed Q 58: How many kids do you have in your basement (joke) A: 3 currently /srs Q 59: Are your hands cold? A: no Q 60: Weird fact about you? A: i hate everybody Q 61: What color is your room painted? A: white Q 62: If you could lose a finger, which one would you lose? A: all of them Q 63: Are you tall, average, or short? A: tall Q 64: Are you allergic to anything? A: human interaction Remix this to tell me your answers! - i did, duh