Hurt him. Beat up the little blue rabbit to grind for the most PWNage Points Because cartoon violence is FUNNY! And now, you can use the power of EASTER to beat him up! New Items include: Egg: A GIANT Easter egg that destroys everything in its path. Turn Bruises into a pancake! Chicks: A swarm of chicks will join your cartoon clash and help you PWN Bruises! Easter Bunny: He's here to help you also, he's also really good at martial arts, bet you didn't know that! Basket: Drop this on Bruises' head to make him dizzy. Candy: Ah yes, candy, the best part of Hallowe- I mean Easter, but it's also a pretty cool part of Halloween as well, by the way, what's your favorite candy? My favorite is those pretzel M&M's, its a good mix of savory saltiness and the classic sweetness of M&M's trademark chocolate, I haven't had those in a long time, I don't think any store nearby me, its kinda sad, now, I'm forced to either eat the TERRIBLE peanut M&M's or the BORING milk chocolate M&M's. Well anyways, my second favorite candy is Crunch, the crunchiness of the bar is SO good, if you've never had a Crunch bar, something is probably wrong with you, you're missing out! WOAH! I almost forgot this is supposed to be instructions for a video game, well, this game is pretty simple, I don't really have to explain it to it, you can probably figure it out yourself, but since this IS the instructions, I'll teach you how to play 1: Click a button 2: Watch what happens And that's the whole game, play until you're bored, aka play until Slapstick Fun isn't fun anymore. Okay, that's it, no more long candy compliments and other silly stuff.
