THANKS AGAIN TO @MYSTIC-LANDSCAPE FOR DESIGNING HIM AAAAAH i cannot draw faces so i went with the preschool smiley face
credit to @Mystic-Landscape for making this SUPER PRO DESIGN that i will love and cherish forever thank you so much oml credit to mario kart 8 for the super star music - how come all the good powerups go to the people in like 12th :,) - like super star is such a pro upgrade, but whenever i'm in 1st, i get double coins from the mystery box ;-; - coins are legit the most useless upgrade ever - especially since it maxes out at 10 coins?? like why - my cousin has this really really evil strategy where he'll stay in 2nd place the whole time, get relatively better powerups, and then just zoom past me at the bitter end - all while i'm out here getting coins for three laps -_- - lmao i have another cousin who stays at the back and just reaps the bullet upgrades - she claimed it was a strategy but we keep telling her it's a skill issue LOL - mario kart: destroyer of friendships - ngl monopoly is probably the most notorious friendship-wrecker tho ;-; - as a child i didn't like monopoly bc i didn't understand what was going on - but now HAHA LET ME BE FUELED BY THE CORRUPT SYSTEM OF CAPITALISM - nothing is worse than the agony of flipping through the rules packet desperately trying to find a loophole so you don't go bankrupt
