This is kind of a joke and kind of not, but regardless of which way you see it, I hope you enjoy! Or, if you're bothered by bad grammar, I hope you're HORRIFIED! (Like I am!) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If you'd rather just read the story and not worry about incorrect homophones or missing apostrophes, a grammatically correct version can be found here: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/833989238/ Click anywhere or use arrow keys to turn the page.
