context: for this year's april fools,sigol has decided to "hijack" my account and has decided to write comments in a really "snarky" manner (this includes writing sentences in full capitals, take that as you will.)
ARE YOU NEW TO THIS? I'M SIGOL, I GO BY THE SPECIES "SINATA". YOU WILL NOT KNOW MY ORIGIN. IT WASN'T LONG AGO WHEN I FIRST LATCHED MY EYES ONTO THIS ACCOUNT. THAT LIGHTBRINGER OBVIOUSLY HAD TO SHOVE ME INTO THEIR "INITIAL APRILS FOOLS" JOKE... ONLY TO DITCH ME SINCE... ALTHOUGH I'VE TRIED RETURNING SINCE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND APRIL FOOLS BUT FOR ALL I KNOW... IT'S CERTAINLY A DAY FOR A FOOL LIKE ME... THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN ABLE TO OPERATE ANYTHING... AND I'VE DONE SO "WISELY". I'LL BE STAYING HERE FOREVER. YOU'VE GOT THAT RIGHT. FOREVER. THERE IS NO REASON TO LEAVE. I WILL BE OUT... FOR A BREAK TO SAY THE LEAST.
