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Thank pig_steve for the original creation Sorry for not publishing this sooner I had to go hiking across a giant mountain in order to obtain the Lost Hovitos Idol from The Lost Temple and after I got that I had to escape from the crumbling temple as me and my new friend had to escape but at the last second my friend betrayed me and I have to whip over a huge pit and just when I thought it was over my nemesis Belloq appeared with a whole army of Hovitos Tribesman, something you should know about Belloq is that he's a French Archaeologist but he doesn't grab artifacts for history, no he grabs them for fame, fortune and even power. He took the idol from me and I had to run as he ordered to Hovitos to chase me, I ran for my life screaming at my friend who wasn't too far away to start the getaway plane, it was a close call but I made it. Now, something I havent told you is that I work at a college now where I teach people stuff about Archaeology and after one of my classes a couple acquaintances of mine found out that the Nasty Army of Zombies and Infected wanted to find the Lost Ark to gain power and turn everyone into Zombies! I couldnt let that happen so I had to find it before they did, it just so happened that and old ex-friend of mine had one of the pieces to find it. You see, to find the Lost Ark you need a staff with a headpiece connected to it and you take it to a place in Tanis with a miniature map at a specific time of day where the sun will shine through the headpiece and reveal the location of the Lost Ark. My old friend Marion was at a saloon in Nepal so that's where I had to go, after a quick flight there I had arrived at my destination. So, I had talked to her and well, there's a reason we haven't talked alot, after an argument and a bit of bribing, I was told I'd receive the headpiece tomorrow, but I knew more than anyone that it was a load of donkey snot, not long after some suspicious individuals came into the bar and you should know that this is just an explanation of the first Indiana Jones movie by now.
