TWISTY TREATS INCORRECT QUOTES !! <33 adding more as time passes :-) — Hip-hop: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit? Bluebell: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move. Criss-cross: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit. Criss-cross: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks. Esperenza: Are. Are you speaking from experience. Criss-cross: No! Criss-cross: Criss-cross: ....Maybe. Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. Criss-cross, with Bluebell and Esperenza behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes…three. Criss-cross: Oh, geez— !!!? Police: Wha- Criss-cross: Hip-hop FELL OFF Criss-cross: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Bluebell: Weight loss? Drink water. Esperenza: Clear skin? Drink water. Hip-hop: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them. Esperenza: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Hip-hop: Microwave for 40 minutes. Criss-cross: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Hip-hop: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. Bluebell: Did you burn an orange too? How??? Hip-hop: Microwave for 40 minutes Bluebell: *falls down the stairs* Criss-cross: Are you okay? Esperenza: Stop falling down the stairs! Hip-hop: How’d the ground taste? Criss-cross: Everyone synchronise your watches. Esperenza: I don't know how to do that. Hip-hop: I don't wear a watch. Bluebell: Time is a construct. Hip-hop: Good. Thanks, dad. Bluebell: You just called Criss-cross “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.” Hip-hop: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”. Criss-cross: Do you see me as a father figure, Hip-hop? Hip-hop: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me. Esperenza: Hey! Show your father some respect! Hip-hop and Bluebell: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other* Esperenza: Criss-cross, exasperatedly: We have a guest. Bluebell: Hi, who's this? Criss-cross changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures. Hip-hop: What's mine? Bluebell: Dwarf. Hip-hop: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT! Bluebell: Oh, hey Hip-hop. Criss-cross: Hip-hop, I am questioning your sanity... Bluebell: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start. Bluebell: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat! Criss-cross: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Hip-hop, go find out if that thing can catch fire! Bluebell: You're a bad influence. Criss-cross: And you don't know your sayings. Bluebell: Criss-cross, what are you doing? Criss-cross: Making chocolate pudding. Bluebell: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding? Criss-cross: Because I've lost control of my life. Criss-cross: Here's your pudding, Hip-hop. Hip-hop: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore. Bluebell: Why does Criss-cross always do the laundry so loudly? Hip-hop: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house. Criss-cross, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut* Bluebell: Guys, I have a question. Hip-hop: I hate you <3 Bluebell: I love you too. Criss-cross: Ah, yes. Siblings.
