Guys look it’s Pip’s origin story- I’m bragging. But it’s okay I’m allowed to show off every once in a while- We know how uninteresting my life must be if I’m getting excited over a Charles Dickens book- Scratch, that’s his name. Don’t block me because an old, author guy has a swear word in his name. It isn’t my fault. Or his. He didn’t choose his name.
