the raid on dollar hat's base might have failed to secure the evil-inator, but I found something better: a "multiverse rifter". this strange form of technology could tempoarily open holes in space and time to other worlds with new physics and rules-even other dynamites. I went and hopped though a few, and found some other mes. here's my notes on each one. reality 134-p2-w rectangle dynamite. this one is wierd-it talks like me, walks like me, even has the same amounts of limbs as me-but it's THE WRONG WAY ROUND. me looking rectangular just isn't right. personality-literally just like me. reality 728-h2-o mer-mite. from what this dynamite told me, the humans in this world let the poles melt and flooded basically everything. the objects in this world evolved to swim and live in the underwater ruins of humanity. she's at the top of her game in her element, so she'll be useful in some jobs. she's got gills too, so that's cool. personality-laid back, until you get her angry. reality 198-ve-d pacifist dynamite. oh come on! a stick of dynamite that's a pacifist!? RIDICULOUS. i don't even want to talk about him. reality ???-??-? vessel? i don't know much about her. she was really wierd, there was a bunch of purple lightning on her, and the was floating too. i think i heard her say she was a... vessel? but then for what? that's all. more will come. seeya!
