*set is outside* *Radio, Nerd 1, Nerd 2 are there* Billy on radio: Attention nerds, want a chance to win a ticket to come to the nerd factory? Nerd 1: I’m definitely trying to get that ticket!! Nerd 2: I know right! Billy on radio: the only way you can acquire one of the 5 tickets, you have to buy a package of Billy Bonka triple Marshmallow Crunch Chocolate Cereal! Nerd 2: dang it! I can’t eat cereal! Nerd 1: Who cares! At least I can go! Nerd 2: *Whispers* you're so mean. Nerd 1: What was that? Nerd 2: What was what? Nerd 1: I could have sworn I heard something. Nerd 2: I guess it was just your head though. *set switches to Chesters house* *Chester, Linda, and grandpa* Chester: Mommy can I get some cereal? Chesters mommy: nah Chester, we’re too p00r for that nasty ol’ tras@sh. Grandpa: you can get some… I'll get it for you… Chesters mommy: Grandpa! Grandpa: Oh hush Linda. *Linda rolls her eyes* Linda: whatever. One box only though. Chester: Slay! Grandpa: Well, at least I got some good cereal for myself. Heh. Chester: grandpa! You can’t have chocolate or marshmallow! You know that! Grandpa: Oh right dear! I guess you and your mother can have it all. Linda: How much is each box? Chester: I think they are 7 dollars a box. *Linda spits her coffee out in shock* Linda: seven whole dollars?! Grandpa: People are getting expensive these days. *The three look over towards the cheap television* News reporter: hello world! Today we have an announcement about Billy Bonka’s new contest! Heading over to my friend by Lavender Bernard’s place! *set is now in Lavenders home* *Lavender is chewing gum* Newsreporter 2: hello! Right now, we have our very first winner! It is Lavender Bernard and her Mother! Lavender: I won. You lost. I don’t even know why I want to go to a Nerd Factory anyway. What is it, like school? News reporter 2: no? Lavender: Good. Lavender's Mother: and I’m going with her! *scene goes back to the original news place* News reporter 1: wow! How great! Do you think you could win one of the last few golden tickets? *set goes back to Chesters house* Chester: oh no! one ticket was already found! And it’s the girl who chews gum, like 24/7! Dang it! Grandpa: Do you still want to go? Chester: no duh. Linda: attitude young man! Chester: nah sis Linda: don’t call me sis Chester: nah queen *linda rolls her eyes* Chester: *Whispering* Ms. Rolls-Her-Eyes Grandpa: It's fine. I don’t mind. Linda: It's time for bed Chester. *the next day* Chester: C’mon mom! Let’s get some cereal! Linda: Fine Chester. *set changes for store* *Linda and Chester arrive at store* (Before Extra 1 speaks) Narrator: While Chester and Linda walk into the store, Chester frantically looks around, hoping to find the cereal. Extra 1: hello! Are you here to find anything specific? Chester: yes. I’m looking for Billy Wonka’s new cereal? Extra 1: ah yes! It's right behind the snack aisle! *Linda and Chester go behind the snack aisle* Chester: found it! Linda: ok. One box only. It’s very expensive. Chester: *sad* ok… *Linda and Chester go back to the counter* Extra: ok! That will be… seven dollars and twenty four cents. *Linda gives Extra the money* Extra 1: hope you luck! Thank you! Chester: I’m glad I’m hungry! Let’s hurry and get home! *Set changes to Chester home* Grandpa: You're finally home. It’s about time. Chester: It was a LONG walk! *Chester opens the box* *Chester looks inside the box* Chester: nothing. Linda: That's ok. At least you have some breakfast. *Chester looks sad* *Radio sounds* Billy on the radio: Two tickets have been found! One by Lavender Green, and the other by Veronica Pepper! Congratulations! Hope you all the best of luck! There are only 3 tickets left! *Radio stops* Chester: Dang it! There are only three left grandpa! Grandpa: I know. I heard. I’m not deaf. Linda: You are though? Grandpa: who cares? I can hear perfectly fine. Narrator: note: the grandpa isn’t actually deaf, he just has horrible hearing. That's all. Lumpa Lumpas in radio: Lumpa, Umpa, doom-pa-dee-do Lumpa,Umpa, doom-pa-dee-dee. Billy on the radio: omg I’m so sorry. Those were the Lumpa Lumpas. You can see them at the nerd factory… hehehehehehehe Chester: dang it again! I wanna see a Lumpa Lumpa! Grandpa: then work harder to buy more boxes! Chester: No. I’ll just make mom do it all. Linda: nah sis. I ain’t doing nothing for you. Stup!d child. Grandpa: You tell him right! Linda: I know right. Chester: I thought you were on my side grandpa! Grandpa: nah brosky. Chester: fine. I want more cereal then.
Linda: nah Chester. St@RvE if you want. I ain’t buying you anything! I’m not your s3rvent! Chester: ya kind of are though- Linda: Not. Another. Word. *chester rolls his eyes* Linda: I don’t like this new attitude! Chester: *smirking* i do though~ *Linda rolls her eyes* *set changes to Agoostus’s house* Agoostus: I want some cereal! Mrs. Greenbean: ok honey, here you go. Agoostus: What's this? Mrs. Greenbean: oh my gosh! That's the third ticket for the nerd factory! *Set changes to Chesters house* Chester: no calling me child. Linda: You are a child tho. Chester: I’m a big kid now! Linda: Oh shush kid. Ur so d0mb. *news reporter station set change thing* *Billy Bonka, Newsreporter 1 and 2 are there* Billy Bonka: Yet another golden ticket has been found! This is officially the 4th one! It has been found by mich vt! Mich: I cannot believe I’ve found the golden ticket! I love Billy Bonka cereal! Mich’s mom: Good luck to everyone! *Set changes back to Chester’s house* *chester, grandpa, linda are there* Chester: aww man! Now I NEED to find that ticket! Linda: You don’t need to, you want to. Grandpa: stop ruining it for him Linda! Linda: I don’t care. Chester: I do though. Linda: Nobody cares. Chester: You don’t slay anymore. Everyone looks at TV* Billy Bonka: the third ticket has been found by Agoostus Greenbean! Billy Bonka: He didn’t even know what it was at first! *chester looks angry* Linda: don’t worry, child! Go get a job so you can buy some cereal for yourself! *chester stares at his mother* Linda: hmm… or maybe… do better in school? If you get all A’s and B’s, I’ll give you another box! Chester: slay mother Linda: I know right Linda: I’m just such a slay. Grandpa: I can agree to disagree Chester: *laughing* Personally, I wouldn’t take that level of disrespect. Linda: Chester boi, ur grades are soooooo bad you need to get better. Grandpa: Now, Chester, I wouldn’t take THAT level of disrespect. *chester rolls his eyes at Linda* Linda: don’t roll your eyes at mE! Chester: Who cares mommy? Linda: i do child! Linda: Yes, I do chicken. Chester: I’m not a mirror. Linda: You are though. Grandpa: Oh shush linda. Your so dumb sometimes. Linda: That's just how I’m like… *Smirks* Chester: nobody cares mom. Linda: Nobody cares kid. Grandpa: I care though. *Linda rolls her eyes* Linda: You're so dumb. *Chetser pulls out a Uno reverse card* *everyone except Linda laughs* Linda: I knew I forgot one of those cards! Chester: I kept this one especially for this time. *Chester smirks* Linda: Alright Chester, it's bedtime. *Everyone leaves the stage* *The next morning* Chester: *tired sounding* Can I have some Billy Bonka cereal? Linda: We're all out. Chester: Can we get some then? Linda: Fine, one more box. *Set changes to store* *Linda, Chester, Extra 2* Chester: *Looks at the cereal* there it is! *Set changes back to Chester’s house* Billy Bonka on radio: The last golden ticket has been found! Chester: WHAT?! I got this for nothing?! Linda: Just eat it! I thought you were hungry! *Chester opens the box* *CHester looks shocked* *Chester pulls out golden ticket* Chester: Look!! I got it!! But how? The last one was just found! Linda: don’t know! I'll call Billy Bonka’s company! Narrator: after the phone call… Linda: They said that they found out that the last guy was a fake and he faked finding the last golden ticket! Chester: But who should I bring with me to the factory? Linda: You can’t bring me because I have work. Chester: I'll bring grandpa then! *Grandpa looks up and smiles* *Set changes to the factory* Billy Bonka: welcome all! I’m glad you have come! Billy Bonka: Here is a bit about me! *Set changes to outside a school* Little Billy: h-hi Joanna! Joanna: Hi Billy? Lil’ billy: w-will you go to the movies with me tomorrow night? Joanna: Well Billy, I don’t really like you enough to go to the movies. Bye! *Billy cries* *Joanna comes back and hits Billy* Joanna: No! I K!lled him! Eh, oh well. *Set changes back to factory* Billy Bonka: And now, here I am! Agoostus: That's a bit dark. Billy Bonka: eh. I don’t know about the dark part. At least I came back though. Now I h@te books. Lavender: I’ve always h@ted books. Agoostus: same here. Mich: I love books! Veronica: Nooobody asked. Chester: Nobody asked you either rat girl. Veronica: How do you know I like rats?! Chester: I’m just good like that. *chester smirks and raises his eyebrows* Veronica: w-well… whatever!! *Rolls eyes* Chester: you must be Ms. Rolls-her-eyes too!! You're just like my mom! Veronica: ew! I don’t wanna be like your mom! Grandpa: you really don’t want to be like his mom. Veronica: Who asked you grandpa? Veronica: Well, you're just a Cheetoh boy anyways. Billy Bonka: Let’s just go in? Ok? Everyone: Yes Billy boy, Slay! *Everyone follows Billy Bonka into the factory*
