“Heeeyyyyyy. Were you trying to get to Ohio?” Nods* “Okay, that’s cool, all you have to do is cross this line.” *crosses the line* Cool you survived the transition, now you’re stuck here forever.” *looks around* “Okay let me give you the tour of Ohio.” *transition to a park* “People like to say that we’re corny in Ohio, WE KNOW.” *looks around to find giant pillars of corn in the ground* *goes to touch one* *guy grabs his arm* “This is a very average Ohio cornfield. But don’t eat them. They were made in a factory, a BOMB factory, they’re bombs.” *some random dude walks up to the corn pillar* “Oh boy I love corn.” “Noooooo!” *explosion* *appears in a sewer all the sudden* “You are now in the Ohio Gulag. You have to defeat your opponent to survive.” *the guy takes a toy out and aims it at the sky* “Good luck.” *he flys off into the sky making a cartoon noise* *a person appears in the sewer pipe and starts dancing towards him* (END)
51 views, wunderbar 74 views, Why is this getting attention all the sudden? God this has a lot of views, I should upload songs like this more often.
