Before you go thinking this is about eating Americans, it's not so relax. Press any key to eat a burger. Whoever gets the most calories wins! Ketchup requires 50 burgers to use, Mustard requires 100 burgers. Ketchup: Boosts CPB (Calories per burger) by 100. Mustard: Boosts CPB by 300. The initial CPB is equivalent to a Whopper. Yes, this is low quality and low effort. I just did this as a joke. Comment: hAmBuRgEr if you found this,
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