1. im the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream. 2. we have ALL waited behind the door to scare someone then leaving because you know they are immune to scares/they are taking so long 3. dear Mom, how come you can hear me mumble under my breath but you cant hear me say "What!?" multiple times when you scream my name? 4. when i hear myself eating food i wonder if others can hear it too. 5. lets all agree that the hardest question to answer is "describe yourself" 6. why are iphone chargers not called apple juice? 7. when u wanna say something funny out loud to your friend but an adult walks in and you say "hold on" or stop your sentence- 8. have you ever seen a mcdonalds or burger king under construction? because they pop up outta nowhere 9. most people have looked up there names on google before- including me hehe 10. that awkward moment when ur talking to a little kid and u cant understand them so u say "oh rlly?" 11. when u cant sleep so you make up a mental imovie of your perfect life. 12. that one friend that you have no pictures with but SO MANY memories 13. when ur bsf/friend says they got no one- bro what am i- a potato?? 14. when old ppl say "your too young to be tired" im sorry margaret your too old to be alive but. here. we. are- 15. i dont like that when i ask someone to help me and then they do. like bruh. GIVE ME THE ANSWER- bye bye <3
