The fight.

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A few hours ago one of my dogs through his ball at my face. Now.. I've thrown it back. And he caught it. Like dude, that was supposed to be my payback don't that that away from me you fluffy jerk- this is why I like the cats more than you. My dog is chasing me now and he keeps throwing his ball at me help please I'm scared- i tripped. i'M bEiNg SwArMeD bY dOgS wHo KeEp BuLlYiNg mE hElP Things are calm. The dogs have stopped their attack, and now we are laying on the floor. It was a ruff battle, but we came to an agreement. I'll just throw his ball more often, and the other two will just calm down. Once again, there is peace in the house hold. Ok now we're chasing my brother because his existance has desturbed the peace. He has joined us and now we're gonna attack our sister to force her to join our growing army. She just gave up before the attack even began, weak. But never the less, onward we shall press. We are slowly approching my mom's room now.. and we hope that inside, we shall find our newest ally. IT WAS AN AMBUSH! We need to run! She had a rolled up newspaper and spray bottles prepaired! My sister has left the army, that traitor.. we shall remember this! We're running to the basement, we must hurry. Hopefully if my dad finished that shelf, he will be able to join us and push back the evil forces of motherhood. We have found him and he has agreed to help us, as long as we help calm down the dogs later. Eh, sacrafices must be made, I suppose. We'll take the upstairs by storm, and hold the cats as ransome. She'll have to surrender then.. We did it! We ran up stairs. My dog threw his ball at my mother to distract her, and it worked! Now she's stuck throwing it for him! The other two have desited to help in the destraction. My brother and father have joined me in storming the main bedroom, where the cats are kept. My father is keeping watch outside of the locked door. But.. where is my sister? I haven't seen her once within the last 4 comments. DRAT! I knew it! She has the cats in the bathroom with her. I heard her breathing from outside the door, along with a cat meow. I don't know if I can make it past. She's just waiting on the other side.. no matter, this is why I brought my brother. I opened the door and shoved my brother through in front of me. We were met by screaming from my sister, and two very confused cats huttling on top of the toilet. My sister sprayed by bother with a water gun while I used him as a human sheild. I pushed him forward at her, forcing them both to fall. I quickly ran to grab the water gun before she could get it back. I then ran over the the cats and have it pointed at her new shirt. I told her to stay back, as my brother got off the ground and picked up one of the cats. I took the other and held it one handed on my shoulder. I'm using text to speach now so sorry if there are any malfunctions fart apple sause tornado. I'm keeping the gun pointed at her as I back out of the room. As soon as we are out, my brother slams the door closed. I hand him the water gun and take his cat. He is now to guard the door to keep her from escaping, he understands. I take the cats and leave the bedroom. My dad is waiting outside for me, with my mother. She has a nerf gun, and the dogs are nowhere to be seen. Are you seriously narrorating this right now? Why do you have the cats? Its recording everything said, mom. Please stop talking. I have these cats ransome, and will throw them in the bathtub unless you surrender. Fine. She puts down the nerf gun. Can you please stop narrorating now? No, I will not. Say you surrender. Fine, I surrender. We lost. Good. I smile and release the cats. The war is won. The battles have ended, and now, there is true peace. I'm gonna go tell my siblings now, thank you for reading. Who are you talking to? Are you texting a friend or something? Mom stop I'm talking.