Shrek had been secretly seeing Barry the bee for years now, and married him a year ago. But he wasn't finding Fiona or Barry attractive anymore. But the other day, he met the most handsome man ever. The name was Gru. Oh how Shrek loved Gru. Eventually they also secretly started dating. Until one fateful night. Shrek was walking down the street and out of nowhere Fiona appears. "SHREK! OH I'VE MISSED YOU! " She cries out, hugging him. "Me too Fiona. " Shrek tells her. Suddenly Barry the bee is also flying towards him. "SHREKY BOO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?? " Barry asks. Fiona frowns deeply, "YOURE CHEATING ON ME WITH HIM?? " She screams. Barry and Fiona are then arguing when Gru appears and starts saying very romantic things to Shrek. "SHREK YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME??? " Barry, Gru, and Fiona all say at the same time. They all dump him and run off crying. Now Shrek had no partners. What would he do...
