Suggestions so far: -[ Take all their syrup! And cut all the leaves off their maple trees so they can't make more! I don't know how to make syrup. ] -Oooh, and take all the maple tree seeds! No mercy! -[ And then, we get a cannon, load it with cheeseburgers, and FIRE!! ] -flamethrowers to melt the ice in the rinks! -we train lots of bears and wolves so we can defeat all of their moose (I had to google what animals eat moose sobbinf) -take a bite out of every single thing of poutine and syrup they have -|drawing an elaborate plan about digging a big hole with a small layer of dirt holding it together with a platform that'll drop said layer at the push of a button, luring all of Canada to said hole and making them fall inside a hole they couldn't see :troll:| -take canada, cut off alaska and the rest of north america with comically large chainsaws, and hold them hostage in the atlantic -[ Stand on top of a building with ALL THEIR BAGGED MILK and start pouring it on the Canadians! Also throw raisins at them. ] -drive by every single tim hortons' in canada, throw IEDs through the windows, done -also station a railgun at the peak of mount logan and load it with self-accelerating cream-filled eclairs containing rBST and rBGH hormones (which are both completely banned in canada) and start terrorizing everyone from there -
Since the aroace mafia and the cjfs studios are teaming up to raid Canada, we need suggestions on how to do this. Comment your suggestions, and we'll all eventually form a plan from there. The more chaotic the better