``I'm the Dressup Doll, Rio Ranger! I'm gonna support y'all on this floor! Best regaaards!`` • Rio Ranger / Rio Laizer • Coolest Floormaster, and doll! • Chronologically, 3 - Physically older! >:( • Can and will pilfer your clothing. Dead or Alive. • Physically cannot go more than two sentences without swearing. • Positive emotions? Screw those! • Stupid ‘brother’ of Kai Satou - ``Ewww, Humans!`` ``...I’m... dad’s masterwork... Rio Ranger...``