Ellie, confused and exasperated: Ally, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan? Ally: Politely. Ally: *is visibly upset* Ellie: Ally, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country. Ally: How the h[eck] are you still alive? Ellie: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are. Ally: Ellie, can I ask you a question? Ellie: Sure, anything. Ally: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave me alone? Ellie: You are an absolute {bleeping} dork. Ally, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork! Ellie: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork. Ellie: My gender is in a constant state of flux. Ellie, tearing up the room: Where are they? Ellie, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children? Ellie: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing. ^^^ RANBOO SAID THIS HGSKSADHF Ally, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away. Ellie: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need. Ellie: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business. Ellie: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth Ellie: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged. Ally: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it. Ellie: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight. Ellie, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way. Ellie: I’m a multitasker! Ellie: I can disappoint fifteen people at once. Ellie: Ugh, there’s always that weak [bleep] in the group who isn’t down with murder. Ellie: *glares at Ally* Ally: Well, sorry I have morals! Kidnapper: I have one of your friends. Ally: Which one? I have multiple. Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up. Ally: Which one? I have multiple. Ellie, distantly: HEY!!! Ally: Ellie, you’re offered 500,000 dollars, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it? Ellie: Of course! I mean, why wouldn’t I want 1,500,000 dollars? Ellie: I’ve only been friends with Ally for a day and a half but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. Ally: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Ellie: It was me... Ally: -Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance. Ally: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case? Ellie: wHat? Ally: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved. Ellie: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"? Ellie: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds. Ally: Forty five seconds?!? Ellie: No! I said four TO five seconds. Ally, hugging Ellie: Too late. Ellie: You think you're smarter than everyone else. Ally: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am. Ellie: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Ally's phone number just by choosing random numbers. Ally: Can we go to a haunted house? Ellie: What’s wrong with the one we live in? Ally: Wh-what? Ellie: Goodnight, Ally. Ally: *running towards Ellie with open arms* Ellie: *moves out of the way* Ally: Hey, why'd you move?! Ellie: I thought you were going to attack me. Ally: I was going to hug you! Ellie: Why would you hug me? Ally: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!? Ally, at Ellie’s funeral: I need a moment with them. Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves* Ally, leaning over Ellie’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little [bleep]. I know you’re not dead. Ellie, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no [bleep]. *At the police station* Ally: Hi, I’m here for Ellie. Police officer: Who’s Ellie? Ally: Ah, you must be new. Ally: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* Ellie: Ally, what did you think a tiger shark was? Ally: You're violent. Ellie: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable. Ellie: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks! Ally: Why would I do that? Ellie: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free! Ally: Are you mad? Ellie: No. Ally: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby? Ally: Life is like Ellie. It's short.
did this for a whole class period... it's addicting/hj i'll do more later with willow and tiger... it's fun with those two...
