Ah yes, the cocky pirate guy
“Why, yes, I am a captain. Maybe the gigantic ship I’m standing on didn’t give it away?” “Piracy is not what people think. It isn’t ‘give me all your money or I’ll k!ll you,’ it’s more ‘give me most of your money and I’ll k!ll you anyway.” “I don’t feel like this is going well. Let me just leave for a bit, then.” “No, this isn’t actually a sword, see? *stabs other person* actually, yes it is. I lied.” “Alright, let’s see what- er, how much the cat dragged in.”
