Its fun with these two… Aww i just realized i forgot Tiger’s ears
Tiger: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? Tiger: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us. Tiger: I also want to softhack his circuits. Willow: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again. Tiger: Everything’s fine, Willow. Willow: Tiger, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE. Willow: We need a plan to beat them. Tiger: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food. Willow: Tiger: Judge me all you want, I get results. Tiger, texting Willow: *sends a voice message* Willow, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Tiger: No, don’t worry, just listen later. *later* Willow: *presses play* Tiger's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE- Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut? Tiger: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass. Tiger: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Willow? Willow: No. Tiger: I think I speak for Willow when I say it sounds really super. Willow: You want some leftovers? Tiger: What are those? Willow: You've never had leftovers before? Tiger: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter. Tiger: Life could be worse, Willow. Willow: Life could be a lot better too! Willow: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night. Tiger: All I drank was Redbull! Willow: How many? Tiger: Eighteen. Tiger: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind. Tiger: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months. Tiger: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year? Willow: This is Monopoly. Willow: Do you want to play 20 Questions? Tiger: Sure! Tiger: Whats your favorite color? Willow, laser focused: Triangle. Do you like men? Tiger: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome. Willow: That’s 200. Tiger: I’m twice the person you’ll ever be. Tiger: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult. Willow, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life. Willow: Are you ready to commit? Tiger: Like, a crime or a relationship? Willow walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Tiger, I love you but, what the h-e-double ***k. Tiger, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :) Willow: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Tiger: I wrote you a poem. Willow, already crying: You did? Tiger: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Willow: Peonies, why? Tiger: Willow: Were you going to get me flowers? Tiger: Willow: Tiger: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
