lyrics: hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahhahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah "Scratch does not exist." *confusion* AUUUGGGGGHHHH
You are being fooled. Scratch is a figment of your imagination. It's actually an identical copy of TurboWarp that is modified in your brain using wireless signals, giving the appearance of a children's programming language.