Incorrect qoutes: Legacykit: Goodnight moon. Legacykit: Goodnight tree. Legacykit: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see. Legacykit: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude. Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Legacykit* Legacykit: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10. Legacykit: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person. Legacykit: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!' Legacykit: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation. Legacykit: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found. Legacykit: You wanna see how hardcore I am? Legacykit: *punches wall* Legacykit: Legacykit: Take me to the hospital. Legacykit: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress Heritagekit: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Legacykit: Oh, you’ve been? Heritagekit: Once. In Monopoly. Heritagekit: You kill people for money?! Legacykit: I can explain! Heritagekit: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump! Heritagekit: I was thinking I'd do some magic- Legacykit: You? Magic? Heritagekit, it says talent show. Heritagekit: You're right. Legacykit: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it? Heritagekit: I actually have a black belt. Legacykit: In what, karate? Heritagekit: No, from Gucci. Heritagekit: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Legacykit: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Heritagekit: No! Four to five seconds! Legacykit: Too late!!! Legacykit: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Heritagekit: Heritagekit: Legacykit, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Legacykit: *Sips coffee from bowl* Legacykit: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Heritagekit, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Legacykit: Legacykit: fsh Legacykit: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Heritagekit: The cow??? Legacykit: What? Geodecrackle: Heritagekit, W H Y? Heritagekit: Geodecrackle, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Geodecrackle: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later Heritagekit: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Legacykit. *The group is getting into the car* Heritagekit: I’m driving. Geodecrackle, out of view: Shotgun! Legacykit, turning to face Geodecrackle: Aww! But you had it on the way here- Everyone except Geodecrackle: WOAH- Geodecrackle, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun* Heritagekit: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Geodecrackle: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Heritagekit: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Legacykit: edible Geodecrackle: While I’m gone, Legacykit you’re in charge. Legacykit: Yes!!! Geodecrackle, whispering: Heritagekit, you’re secretly in charge. Heritagekit: Obviously. Legacykit: What do you think Geodecrackle will do for a distraction? Heritagekit: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Heritagekit: ... or they could do that. Legacykit: Heritagekit, my old arch enemy. Geodecrackle: ... I thought I was your arch enemy? Legacykit: I have a life outside of you, Geodecrackle. Legacykit: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place. Geodecrackle: You people already know too much about me. Heritagekit: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place. Legacykit, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Geodecrackle: You did WHAT– Heritagekit: William Snakepeare Legacykit: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology. Geodecrackle, amazed: Wow... Heritagekit, to Geodecrackle: Well what does that mean? Geodecrackle: I don't know. Geodecrackle, to Legacykit: What does that mean? Legacykit: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Geodecrackle: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big house. Heritagekit: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Geodecrackle: Good thinking. Legacykit: Why are you on the floor? Geodecrackle: I'm depressed. Geodecrackle: Also I was stabbed, can you get Heritagekit, please.
Geodecrackle, driving Legacykit and Heritagekit: So how was your day? Legacykit: We almost got surprise adopted! Geodecrackle: What? Heritagekit: We almost got kidnapped Geodecrackle: Oh, okay. Geodecrackle: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?! Legacykit: WHY. why did you give Heritagekit a KNIFE?! Geodecrackle: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Legacykit: Now I feel unsafe! Geodecrackle: I’m sorry. Geodecrackle: ... would you like a knife? Legacykit, to Geodecrackle: My life is in the hands of an idiot! Geodecrackle, motioning to themself and Heritagekit: No no no no no, TWO idiots! Geodecrackle: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Legacykit: Okay, but in my defense, Heritagekit bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Geodecrackle: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?! Legacykit: Are you sure this is the right direction? Geodecrackle: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest! Heritagekit: In that case, we're definitely lost. Legacykit: We need to get through this locked door. Geodecrackle, give me your credit card. Geodecrackle: Here. Legacykit, pocketing it: Thanks. Heritagekit, kick down the door. Geodecrackle: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Legacykit does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff? Heritagekit: If Legacykit were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Legacykit jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Geodecrackle: You jump off a cliff! Heritagekit: Gladly. Provided Legacykit did first. Geodecrackle: I know you snuck out last night, Legacykit. Heritagekit: Play dumb! Legacykit: Who's Legacykit? Heritagekit: NOT THAT DUMB!!! Geodecrackle: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste Legacykit: We got spring water Geodecrackle: NO. Heritagekit: with EXTRA minerals Legacykit: it's like licking a stalagmite Geodecrackle: DON'T COME HOME. Heritagekit: Mmmmm cave water Geodecrackle: I trust Legacykit. Heritagekit: You think they know what they're doing? Geodecrackle: I wouldn't go that far.
