alternate title: my life (hey, that would be a good simulator) (changelog) v1.0: released this crappy game v1.1: added dialog every 50-100 seconds v1.2: added more dialog and a WIP shop at 400 wasted seconds v1.3: actually a shop will be in this update sorry up arrow to speed things up if you want, but it'll disable cloud high score also its not a good idea to do that when dialog is playing it will get skipped some of the time
i was bored first to beat the world record gets a follow ( comment if you do lol, i will know if you lie) very very loosely inspired by breathing simulator secret endings (i should play pt 2 actually...) (ok i played part two and it is a masterpiece i’m going to go play it some more)