How are you doing today? feeling hot (you can decide if i'm feverish or js really attractive; the proof is left as an exercise to the reader) How tall are you? 165 cm, or 5'5 What colour are your eyes? brown (they're fitting; i like to think i have sombre eyes) What is your zodiac sign? taurus :] When were you born? somewhere between "et si tu n'existais pas" and "fancy" What is your sexual orientation? 93% straight Do you have/want any tattoos? yes i want; no i do not have; something extremely poetic and maudlin and perhaps trivial i want to commemorate at least one thing on my body Do you have/want any piercings? not too overeager to get them, but then again i have time for contemplation Who is/are your best friend/s? snapchat bff is a.s.w <3 counts probably What makes you happy? poetry & scrolling pinterest :] What are your top 5 favourite bands? måneskin, abba, radiohead, lilly wood & the pr..k (scratch censored the word lol, idk if it counts as a band but i love them!!), and the potter puppet pals cause neil whatshisname is a total one man band that's put out so many bangers. oh and kevin gnapoor <333 and his fellow rap nerds What are your top 5 favourite songs? "Solitary solenoid Terminally paranoid Marvin Nothing left to be enjoyed Every diode rheumatoid Marvin Outer alloy Inner void Marvin Happiness has been destroyed." (marvin ironically i suppose but tis beauteous ;) also hayloft ii by mother mother!!!, labour by paris paloma, when doves cry patti smith cover, generally if it reads like poetry it's a bomb ass song What are your top 5 favourite movies? i dunno anything monty python ik that's kind of the Brit Humour Starting Pack™ (monty python, hhgttg, SELF DEPRECATION) What are your top 5 favourite TV shows? monty python's flying circus lucifer shameless carmen sandiego (kinda all over the place bruv i rarely watch tv) Favourite people/person? my sister, my bffls, my crush who's also my current hyperfixation :skull: Favourite colour? warm grey. i legit said this Favourite book? kill the boy band by goldy moldavsky, hhgttg (if you couldn't already tell x) Favourite animal? small white mice that perform frighteningly subtle experiments on humanity Favourite food? spanakopita :] Are you single? sadly How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 42 - 42 = 0 bfs B] Describe your crush? undeniably british; loves theoretical physics; thinks albert einstein is sort of? hot? Describe your dream girl/guy? count nikolai of monpezat Who was the last person you held hands with? my father i believe :] Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? probably my therapist Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? yes! Random fact about yourself? i think (unironically) being a politician would be a fun career Do you play any instruments? nope What are your bad habits? i tend to think the worst of people Are you outgoing or shy? shy!!! Do you have trust issues? not really Where are you from? antarctica! or my mom's stomach do with that what you will Where would you like to travel? egypt Have you ever been arrested/expelled? no What makes you angry? people. all my problems are caused by people. also when cartoonists break the fourth wall like UGH the whole reason i read cartoons is to get a break from life (life! don't talk to me about life!) What does the most recent text that you sent say? "i mean idk what polish is supposed to sound like but i give you 9/10" Do you believe in luck and miracles? yes who doesn't believe in luck Do you believe in life on other planets? well duh! the universe is so big it's probably statistically impossible for there not to be life on other planets Do you believe in love at first sight? yeah sure! never experienced it tho Do you believe in ghosts? yes i also believe in reincarnation so ghosts in my pov are just people who have unfinished business here Are you afraid of the dark? no i can't sleep unless its pitch black haha Do you sleep with stuffed animals? just one a small dog named spot; i actually have two of him from when my parents wanted to stop me from sucking my thumb so they gave me a dog for each hand thus i would not be able to thumb suck! worked fine i suppose none of my teeth are drastically deformed Do you regret anything from your past? of course What is your aesthetic? i'd like to be dark academia / minimalist but currently my aesthetic is 'wears the same hoodie for a week' What are you currently wearing? a robe but let's pretend it's a straitjacket What is your dream job? codebreaker!! Do you have a 'catchphrase'? "the proof is left as an exercise to the reader" "literally" ":]" What is your lucky number(s)? 13, 42 OFC, 3 and 9 are the best number combo (complimentary numbers? is that a thing sob) like 39 and 93 are such pretty numbers Do you have any song stuck in your head? not currently! let's keep it that way