1. What's your name (or online name)? A: Gabe/Darby/Diesel 2. Favorite color? A: Radioactive green and purple 3. Favorite brand and flavor of chip/crisps? A: Snack Factory Pretzel Crisps 4. What time period is the music you listen to usually from? A: 90's and early 00's 5. Is it pronounced GIF (hard g) or GIF (soft g)? A: GIF (neutral y) [/j] 6. Have you written fanfic? If so, provide a scratch-appropriate summary of your favorite one here A: Just a conceptual Aquabat fanfic 7. Describe your favorite shirt. A: Black shirt with a blue design saying "DON'T PANIC" 8. Favorite animal? A: Pig 9. Did you eat bugs as a kid? A: I ate an ant that was on my cracker once 10. Describe the difference between "tired" and "sleepy". A: Sugar coating 11. Does a straw have one hole or two? A: One continuous hole 12. Favorite Tally Hall member? If you don't know, who's your favorite member of The Beatles? A: Ross for the W 13. Favorite emoticon? ex: :D :( ;-; :0 A: B) 14. Favorite song? A: Ice Demon - Kevin MacLeod 15. Do you know what Homestuck is, or are you normal? A: You can't fight the Homestuck, though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom 16. Coolest fact you know? A: Sharks exist in real life 17. Most cursed fact you know? A: Jeepers Creepers: Reborn is a movie that was made in 2022 (it's REALLY bad) 18. Quick! Make a yo mama joke! A: Yo mama so old, she checked books out from the Library of Alexandria 19. Biggest hero in life? A: Chuck from the Papa Louie franchise 20. Come up with a fake twitter controversy. A: Homestuck movie is not long enough 21. Have you watched The Mandela Catalogue? What do you think about it? A: Cool 22. Favorite character trope? A: Evil feral creature man 23. Are you good at telling your left and right? (spoiler alert: i'm not lol) A: I use my dominant hand as a guide 24. Favorite music genre? A: Ska, New Wave, Alternative, and Bubblegum Pop of course 25. Biggest pet peeve? A: When people leave lights on in rooms they aren't using 26. Biggest celebrity crush? A: Lightning McQueen 28. What are your pronouns? A: Mainly they/them 29. Does your school still have Breakfast Club-style cliques? (Jocks, nerds, preps, etc.) A: Can't tell for sure 30. How are you? A: Have to retype all these answers 31. What's you biggest character flaw? A: Wrath 32. If your life was a movie, what song would play over the opening credits? A: Ice Demon - Kevin MacLeod 33. Is there an event that created a Before/After split in your life? A: Hearing the jumpscare at the end of the FNAF 1 song for the first time 34. What's your weirdest irrational fear? A: I get visions, if that counts 35. Did a kangaroo beat up your father too, or is it just me? A: My dad is a kangaroo and he's pretty hard on himself 36. What assignments are you avoiding right now? A: All of them 37. Favorite chore around the house? A: None 38. Are you popular in school? A: Nope 39. Is Among Us still funny? A: Among Us ❌ amogus ✔ 40. Did you know that if you're bored you can rotate a cow in your mind? It's free and the cops can't stop you. A: That's all I do all day 41. What futuristic invention are you actually excited to be invented? A: Homestuck 3 42. Have you read The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy? If so, can you tell me the significance of this question's number? A: Needs a 0 to be funny to me 43. Wired or wireless headphones? A: Wireless 44. Best relationship advice you can give? A: Don't 45. Minimalism or maximalism? A: Justenough-ism 46. Favorite period of art history? A: When it got wacky 47. Favorite planet? A: Land of Wind and Shade (just kidding, it's Uranus) 48. Favorite version of Microsoft Windows? A: Microsoft 365 49. Favorite color of Gatorade? A: Ransh diluted in water color 50. Do you listen to Supergrass? A: Nah 51. Favorite VOCALOID member? A: Lil Hal 52. Cake or icecream? A: Icecream 53. Cookies or brownies? A: Brownies (corners ❤❤❤) 54. Would you rather have time travel or shapeshifting powers? A: Shapeshifting 100% 55. Would you rather have the power of flight or invisibility? A: Flight 56. Favorite letter of the alphabet? A: A is a very relevant letter in my life 57. This is the last question! Did you enjoy this questionnaire? A. Yeah, it's cool